[Commission] Chapter 3: Assembled story rogues camp by the fire
_Alright, this is what happened. We were in that bathhouse, right? So, I was done with my massage. It was pretty good actually, did wonders for my back. Anyway, I just got out of the hot springs and I was gonna head in early and..._ -Wait,...
[Commission] Chapter 2: Roguish story by the campfire assembly
But it sure was damn funny! - bron burst out laughing followed by the rest. -come on! he surprised me! the fight was mine! there was no reason to tense my abs, was there? besides, who would have guessed a damn badger was jacked up like an ogre.
The Princess and the Dragon - A Birthday
The dragon hummed to himself as his paw-pads glided over his red mating-tool, the afternoon sun warm on his green and black balls. His mind wandered to glorious days past; it was so nice to have a little time to himsel- _“DRAGON!”_ the door to the...
Better Than Sleep
"it was funny, we all thought melissa dragged him off to kick him in the balls or something. then we found him in the laundry room, and oh my god, he was naked! it was sooo funny!" "he was naked?" sarah asked, doing her best to act shocked. "yeah!"
Ded Killy, An Ork Phanphishun Part One
Da First Part: Afta Da Drop Warboss Dakkamasta Shootaluva had just gotten out of 'Da Drops', after having a bit woozy in his stomach from all the turbulence and a bad fungus brew mixed with the unwise consumption of a nice skorched squig pie...
Sister-Wives
"You really don't have to do this," Sugar pouted. She slumped over the kitchen table, her weary head hung low. "I can cook for myself." Spice shook her head, humming a jaunty tune over the stovetop. She cracked an egg into a porcelain bowl, threw the...
You Dumb dog, short story by me
He was a pretty funny looking.. bear or cat especially with those droppy floppy cheek things. i stumbled over on all fours and lapped at his face sloppily with my tongue to see if he had a flavour.
The Legend of Derris
- funny and silly stuff. oh, so very silly. =p characters that don't belong to me: derris belongs to cationalfa. (twitter, deviantart) ali belongs to bluewolf aka wolfali.
Kaiju on Macro Action
Kaiju on Macro Action Lethias reclined on the picnic blanket with his head resting on his hands, staring at the clear blue sky as his mate Minnigan rested on his belly. The day was perfect for the both of them, as it was one of those rare days when...
Episode Twenty Three: Robo Raindrop and Danger Drops
Episode Twenty Three: Robo Raindrop and Danger Drops Dawn stood at his doorway looking at his mom. His mom being a nine and a half foot tall dragon covered in white fur with long rainbow hair going down to her feet. He was wearing his...
Wet Adventure
**Mein Name ist Benjamin, ich bin ein männlicher Alligator und bin ein recht beschäftigter Architekt der es öfters mal übertreibt. Ich hatte schon seit langem geplant, Urlaub zu machen. Ich begab mich zu meinem Chef, die Blaupausen der nächsten...
Talking Gerbils
"Excuse me," said the gerbil, "could we have another carrot please? This one's nearly gone." Mr Smith, the pet store owner, sat down heavily on the floor. The voice hadn't come from one of his smart alec customers after all. It really was the gerbil...