Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 1/3 (in honor of ArcticWolf451)
To be honest, the ugly principal...the principal was really ugly, but no one said anything because they respected his...auuthoooritah! they respected his authority. he was ugly and he was a platypus, but he was still a kind-hearted guy.
Martina Gambordella
Martina was eating her lunch innocently when one of the bullies called her ugly. "you're ugly, your clothes barely fit, you're family is poor and should just go back to italy."
Charlie barkins gay encounter part 11
Charlie:wow nick that was amazing. you turned that ugly and angry dog into a nice and sweet dog. how did you do it.
Gortoz 'A Ran - ch 44 - “no road is impassable for the tenacious”...
Look at the cayenne, it's ugly as fuck in my opinion and doesn't fit with their range of models. they still build it and it's actually a successful range. why would anyone buy such an ugly car?' 'because, it's a porsche.
Ander - Chapter 5, Subchapter 28
It was a knife, plain and ugly, but the blade was clean. a thought flashed through her mind exactly as the blade flashed in the grey light of this bloody day, there and gone in the blink of an eye. _it wasn't him.
Staying Human: Chapter Nine
The face i'd had for all of my life was gone, and a horrible, ugly, hairless cat's face had replaced it! there was nothing even remotely human about it anymore. it was feline through and through.
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 29
It was a knife, plain and ugly, but the blade was clean. a thought flashed through her mind exactly as the blade flashed in the grey light of this bloody day, there and gone in the blink of an eye. _it wasn't him.
Breeder Hippo
You're a fat, ugly beast. you're horny as hell. you're a horny hippo. you try to speak again, but you can only bellow. still unsure on your four legs, you wobble around like a drunken elephant, smacking into the walls.
To Your Grave
All horned and goaty and ugly." "that's awful." "aye, boy. and he was so ugly that way - jest so damned ugly - only a goat would wanna lay with em."
Love at first yiff
I just saved you from an evil creature, oh, and i'm an ugly dragon." she said, as if only just introducing herself. greg almost laughed. "ugly?" he asked. "look at me!" she half shouted, "i'm ugly! no one wants me as a mate!"
Makin' yer own luck...
The poor deluded fur... thinking someone as fat and ugly as himself stood a chance of getting with a unicorn. in the rest room cameron splashed cold water over his muzzle, as he was washing his hands.
John Hammond: Revenge Of Darkness
Once upon a time there was an evil, ugly, fat old man with white beard and clothes called john hammond.