"das ist irgendwie absurd."
"absurd? warum?" ich sah ihn genau an. mir viel auf wie schwer es mir viel seinem blick dauerhaft standzuhalten, irgendwas machte mich unruhig wenn ich ihm in seine augen sah. panik war es nicht.
Aaliyah Moon, Book, Chapter 1, Death, Liebe, Love, Romance, School, Schulball, Schule, Story
Werewolves were sturdy creatures that could regenerate with absurd speed and survive ridiculous amounts of damage.
Destruction, Dragonien, Growth, Muscle Growth, Rain, Story, TF, Transformation, Violence, Werewolf, Werewolfess, rampage
He laughed at the absurdity of it as she swung around to sit beside him, her legs swinging from the edge of the table. whatever he had done, something had gone wrong. but whatever it was, he didn't care.
Female, Fox, Heterosexual, M/F, Male, Science, Sex, Vaginal, Vixen
Jagged stone
observant of the people's deeds unknown
the grackle perched upon a jagged stone
observant of the stranger from his own
the grackle perched upon a jagged stone -
who ever knows the cautious woes of birds
when people think that nature is absurd
Bird, Experimental, Nature, Poem, Poetry, Texas, Verse, english, grackle, haiku, literature, lyric
Then i realized my absolute absurdity. and not just that, but the entire situation was absurd. probably it was the most absurd situation i'd been in, and i had done some awfully absurd things. what did the ratios fucking matter? it was a _cum milkshake_.
Bovine, Bull, Character Development, Cum, Feline, Gay, Kinky, Oral, Orgasm, Relationships, Story Progression, Tabby
Considering she was as naked as the day she was born, it wasn't surprising that many in the city stopped and stared up at the giantess for more than just her absurd size. she wasn't exactly easy to miss.
Anti-Capitalism, Destruction, Dildo, Dragonien, Eat The Rich, Extreme Sizes, F/solo, Fuck The Rich, Literally, Macro, Masterbation, Paws, Rain, Shark, mega, naomi, rampage
These drabbles/scenes/snippets/etc. are often nonsensical, puzzling, and absurd yet there are moments when i feel proud of them.
this dialogue of a mistaken identity is one such dumb little scene.
"do you have any wool?" the shepherd asked the sheep.
Drabble, Sheep, Short, Short fiction, Very Short, Vignette
And still reduce our words to signs of sad absurdity.
we've fought this war for everyone . . . but now,
punch-line: "egality!"
Egality, Poem, Poetry, Verse, equality
It wasn't an absurd idea; after all, different foods influenced the taste of sperm and breast milk, and lillymon's own brand was anything but normal.
"lillymon! stop! please stop!"
Digimon, Dildo, Double-Ended Dildo, F/F, Lesbian, Lillymon, Plant, Yolei, Yuri