In the Substance of It
_"Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it."_ - Lewis Carroll **F.U.B.A.R.** _foo-bar_ adj. Fucked. Up. Beyond. All. Recognition. A phrase popularised by World War II military personnel to describe a bad situation. A phrase used...
The Sisters of Twilight
{All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent.} Fate had shuffled the deck and handed him his cards. And upon realising what had been dealt, Ranger's grimace followed him into the thick of the Athel Loren...
Perfect Run
Tamara sucked in a breath; the familiar sting of the frigid mountain air caught in the back of her throat. Her eyes fluttered somewhere behind the tinted goggles as she savoured it, like she always did. It didn’t matter where she was, that fresh air...
Sharing is Caring
The ghoul's features twisted as it howled moments before the blade came down and cleaved its skull down the middle. Svelok carried forward, his body careening like a cannonball as he put both hands on the grip of his longsword and reaped lives like...
Interplanetary Booty Call
# Part 1 Buck honestly couldn’t have gotten more cliche if he tried. He rocked on his favourite rocking chair on the porch of his creaking country home, strumming a guitar and belting out slow country tunes between sips of a cold beer while the sun...
Dust and Echoes
All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent. Chapter 1 The earthy scent of pine needles lingered heavily in the air. A gentle breeze whispered through the emerald canopy above, casting dappled sunlight onto the...
Cry Wolf
All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent. **I** Pauric wished his day had started to deteriorate when the sheep went missing. At least that would have been like ripping off a bandaid. It had been going so well too....
THE OPERATOR: Platinum Ghost
**I** Night settled its dark embrace over the Akkad countryside. Laid out in the middle of the arid landscape a village of squat, flat-roofed buildings lay quietly, their denizens either sleeping or watching late night B-movies. Silence settled over...
Diary of the ODST
**Author's Note:** the yiff scene isn't particularly long in this part of the story, so bear with it for part two. Main reason I broke it up in two parts is that I have a crappy internet connection and anything longer than twenty pages is a bitch to...
Daire Hograven
Mr. and Mrs. Hograven, of number one-hundred-and-seventeen, Oz Drive, were proud to say that they were as far from a normal family as they could possibly be. Because after all, _normal_is just so common and boring, don't you think? Mr. Justin Hograven...
Legacy of the Blade Mistress
{All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent.} ## 1 We were well on our way back to Prosperity. Things on Aiad had wrapped up nicely. The planet was under new management and Mistress was happy to have helped…...
Lending a Hoof
**Warning** : the following dark fanfiction contains material of a violent and sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised... but we all know it's the hot Twilight Sparkle action y'all bronies have been looking forward to. Don't deny...