Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 83
**"lopunny...lop...unny...pun...pun, lop...punny...lopunny!"** _[hmnnn rock type from the smell of it, this one won't go down easy!]
Finally Catching That Sneaky Pancake Thief
I don't see that p-p-panning out well for e-either of us heh heh" the cat chuckles nervously trying to pun his way through his fear at what the bear mage could do to him. theo laughs at this in amusement though not necessarily at the pun. "ha!
My Lusty Lopunny
punny?" i blinked, seeing a lopunny sitting on my lap with her arms wrapped around me. my jaw dropped at the sight of the new pokemon; my little buneary was definitely gone.
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"
Casting Call
Id=35225 this is more of a double entendre than a pun so may not qualify, but i don't care, it's still funny and double entendre can be puns as well. the contest gave me an excuse to come up with a story to fit this absurd tagline.
The Royal Secret part 8: Tied Together
I dunno, it just seems like a good position for the climax (ha ha, pun). there's something intrinsically powerful with having the female be in the seat of sexual authority (pun pun).
Episode Seventeen: Hot Bots and Robot Thots
"did you just make puns?" "and what is the problem with puns? do they ruffle your feathers young man?" dawn snickered. "okay, fine, you're better than raindrop. i kinda like you." there was silence for a moment than the voice replied.
First Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #1 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
Warning. This story cotains pornographic material. Do not read if you are underage. Do not read if such material is illegal in your location. This disclaimer does not constitute an endorsement of the regulations cited therein and under no circumstances...
Lore of Mysticfell - Chapter 2 | Alister
'please stop the puns...' "hey...hey...less puns, more fucking." the voice calls out. "hey axel shut the fuck up buddy, if they want to make puns and say funny things while 69ing one another...let them do it." another voice pitched in.
Wraith
I wasn't having him do so stupid powerful lightning bolt, so i wrapped wind blades around my arms and dashed forwards at hurricane like speed, pun intended this time. vladimir didn't see me in time or reacted too slowly.
The Way You...
"punning again?" tanner asked. "yes... i figure it might give you a 'hand' falling asleep." paul confirmed. "you're torturing me." the dog explained. "consider it a pun-ishment." "you're horrible." tanner stated simply. "i know."
Comfort Zone: Ch.3
I must say, i never knew of anybody that made puns from such a serious tail." the professor was puffing his muzzle trying to contain his laughter at the pun" matt could only smile, "wow that was pretty good. captain's tail is an amazing book.