Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt5.

**"lopunny...lop..lop...unnny...pun...punnny...lopunny..lopunny!"

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Unplanned Adventures Part 2 - Unintended Grace

You see, when too many puns are thrown all at once, they collapse the pun field into a pungularity. this produces the effect of pundark, which causes all the puns involved to cease to be funny.

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Crossex - Fuck the Multiverse - Chapter 2

_Challenger’s Entrance_ _The Conqueror’s Arena_ _The Hub City_ _One Week Ago_ Many had dared to challenge the Conqueror’s Arena. None of them had ever made it out. Each one that has fallen has added to the Conqueror’s growing army...

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Cold and Hot

“admit it, _that_ was a great pun." “i'll call the punny pages." “ha!" ketchy got off the table and circled around. “come on, no secrets, what're you 'knocking on heaven's door' to? now, that wasn't a pun. it was a euphemism."

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt73

**“punny…lop…lop…unny…punpun…lop!”** [they could have at least helped us with jack!]

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Roughing It

"will there be more camping puns?" walt wheezed out. "because if there are, i'm in!" "you know, you're pretty cute," al chuckled, cupping walt's chin in his other paw. "you're also going to make a pretty lion."

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Crossex - Fuck the Multiverse - Chapter 3

_Memory of a Conqueror’s Obsession_ _Coliseum of Eternal Triumph_ _A World of Gladiators and Arenas_ _Sometime before the Crossover_ A long time ago, before I became the Conqueror, I owned and ran a different kind of arena. A renowned coliseum. I...

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt77

pun…unnny…unny….lopunny…punpunnypun…lop…lop…unny!”** [balze! get those chicken drumsticks over here and show jack what to do!]

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 89

**“punnypun…lop…lop…unny…punny…lop?"** _[your right, but what should i do with the boots?]

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt136

**“lo…pun…unny…punpunny…lop…lopunny…lop…punpunny”** [welcome to my world, we’ll just have to drain his balls ourselves later is all] the lopunny grinned a most devious grin, the weavile’s long rough tongue ran slowly from one side of her muzzle

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Poem - Egality

They claim to be our friends, but made our cause a pun. what friends are they to us, when hate is all they speak?! reduced to mere automatons from out the spring of youth; no ear to hear the truth nor wisdom will they seek?

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Kissing Cousins

Ceremony for a demon goddess of fertility, lust, and change aside, you expect a religious function to be boring as hell (pun intended.)

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