Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!
So, i looked to the djinn and triumphantly voiced my final wish for a **twelve inch prick**... there was a blinding flash of light, and when my eyes finally recovered, the djinn was gone and i was stuck with **this guy**!" ...
Granted a New Life
"djinn? three favours?" he paused, a light bulb going off inside his head. "wait...are you saying that you're a genie?"
Hazardous Materials - Profiles
genie replied, "well, they did request for the thief to be stopped, grim." grim's voice said, "we better go, genie. otherwise, they'll want to reward you on national tv. and you know, by now, that you can't be photographed." genie sighed.
Very Hungry Partners 1
genis pulled the dragon's swim trunks down to his ankles, and teryx stepped out of them, pushing them off to the side. no sooner had he gotten out of them than genis grabbed him tighter, pulling him closer.
Bottle Needs a Genie
The curse upon it turns him into a feminized genie, and the store owner takes advantage.
A Genie's Folly
The genie in question looked almost nothing like the disney's aladdin style of genie that most people would expect.
HM-05 Mystery of the Zodiac Mask
Vicky was just beginning to dial her phone to contact genie when it rang. "looks like genie beat me to it," she grinned. "hey, genie, where are you?" she asked.
HM-03 The Mystery of Garm's Chain
genie was telling ivan what to look for on the broken chain, in detail, seeing as how genie wasn't going to get to go with them to look at the chain, and genie's already seen the chain once. ivan took notes, as he usually did.
Cruise of the Buff-Boys
The crocodile genie was just a hint smarmy there, but he supposed that much was true. and neither of them had exactly been aiming for a specific ship, either. neither him with the wish, or the genie as he granted it, he supposed.
When You Wish Upon a Fox
The genie suddenly clapped his hands together and shouted, "it is done!" and with that the lamp started glowing brightly and the genie's smooth skin and golden hair seemed to shine as well.
The Dead Man's Mouth
Other times, when a new adventurous soul ventures inside to see the genie, the dead man... or woman... might be you.
HM-07 Viva la Fiesta del Hazardo!
genie said, "damned right i'm going!" grim sighed, "i am afraid i must stop you, genie. and there is really dumb reason why this time." genie exclaimed, "huh? what's the dumb reason i can't go?"