Penis Envy
I'm glad you made it here today, fox. From what we talked about on the phone, I think you'll find I'm uniquely suited to helping you with your trouble. You can guess that already, of course--as a tanuki, I have a bit of experience with differences of...
And Be Merry
It's hard to guess, sometimes, the things a fellow will do when he's under a curse. I mean, there are the obvious kinds of curse--you turn green, you turn into a chicken, you start thinking it's a good idea to get your lunch from the midden--but...
A Good Deep Throat
I watched Szith's show from the back of the hall, invisible, remembering when I used to sneak in to concerts as a kid. Now I get to do this as my job. Not the sneaking in--just staffing, usually travelling with bands as security. It's nothing...
Can I Take More?
The tank in my bag was a lot heavier than I expected, for something that was supposed to make things so light. I'd been saving up for a while and today, the day it finally wouldn't put me in the red, I'd gone downtown and plunked down the cash for an...
Counterparts
The way some of us are built just begs society to beat up on us--or at least, makes us feel like it could happen. If you've ever had to do any public speaking, you might have an idea what I mean: it's hard to be so visible without fear. Now. Imagine...
Alf's New Job
"Alfie!" _I wish she wouldn't keep calling me that,_ I thought. _I'm not_ eight _anymore._ I got off the couch and looked down the balcony. "What?" "I'm going out with Sheila this morning, can you take your father to his appointment? Thank you!" I...
The Newbie's Perspective
I looked over my character sheet, feeling a little lost. Andrew had invited me to join a tabletop campaign he was starting. The big husky was so excited about showing off his new homebrew game, he'd insisted I come, even though I had no experience....
Delivering the Eggs
So, I may be in the egg business, and I may be a rabbit, but please, _please_ don't call me an Easter bunny. Just--first off, there's more to me than just a holiday. And anyone over the age of five who calls me a 'bunny' is just _asking_ for a kick in...
In View of Town
Every day I ride the bus home from work and think what a lucky tiger I am. It's not that I have the best of jobs or the fullest bank account or anything like that--my luck is squarely in the field of love. I mean, I know it wasn't _really_ luck....
Working for the New King
I work in the new castle that they've been building on the edge of town. I'd thought, when I saw the posting, that it might be some cool sort of Ye Olde Renaissance Faire or something. But when I showed up to see what it was all about, it turned out it...
Wallflowers
Pounding beats made the dark room tremble, and as usual Hop was standing against the walls, watching the party from the edges. The tiger was...a little odd, I thought, but not a bad guy. He'd taken to wearing a couple of buttons on his jacket: one...
What an Elephant Forgot
The worst kind of days are snowy days where you don't get to stay home jerking off. Today was one of those days. The class was Probability and Decision Making, and the odds were against cancelling the class being worth doing so. My students have a...