The Man of My Dreams
We're not comic book bad guys, we're car salesmen." "are you sure?" cody asked, "we're literally scamming people out of drinks and phone numbers!" teddy blinked. he hadn't thought of it that way.
Pete's Little List: The Walrus
After seeing the chubby walrus' ass crack just peeking out from under his jeans the used car salesmen was more than ready to get an eyeful of that brown fur colored moon.
Chapter XV: Three Months
Benji spoke, "well as long as you're not a used car salesmen." "either way twilight, we'll be off, help this world find zen." "don't disappoint me for dawn's sake." "well we have a lot at stake." "good luck brother." "don't smother."
Something Something Something Hyper 3: G-Shep in the City
It would be easy enough to procure a new one from those sexy car salesmen at the dealership.
The Golden Coil Resort 4
His shimmering gold and green look was partially enhanced by oils, similar to the method that he'd seen with some car salesmen and the way that they slicked back their hair to give it a greater sheen than it naturally had, often overdoing it.
Pj and Pete chapter 20
The whole thing made the used car salesmen feel powerful. just the thought of all the bedmate's he had been with in the past was enough to get the big man going. using one of his hands he began to massage his package shamelessly.
Love at the Orgy
She never flaunted her sexuality in the "real world," that boring and often stressful place where she was a programmer, where the owner of the orgy club was a politician, where the people rutting her like wild animals were plumbers, stockbrokers, car salesmen
Gold Fever chapter 9
"not precisely, but i _did_know that you would finally find the one you were meant to be with, no more used car salesmen.
Pj and Pete chapter 22 Part 2
The used car salesmen said with gleeful perversity. "walked in on the fat little slut squatin' over a dildo real nasty-like and watchin' a dirty movie." "dad... they don't need to hear that." pj quickly tried to interrupt.
PjXPete Missing Stories Chapter 7
Pete's potential future son-in-law and current used car salesmen apprentice. glanced up from his position on all fours to peer across the room.
Pj and Pete chapter 18
The car salesmen smirked. "just in time ta lose all yer money dat is." pete motioned for pj to come over to them. "hey son get yer ass in gear and meet robby tuskie here."
Wizhelm's Syndrome
Now, i'll admit, i don't know what the punishment is.. but it's generally reserved for mass-murderers, child molesters, and used car salesmen. capital punishment had been outlawed long ago, so i knew i would be alive... or at least i hoped i knew.