Of Hexes And Horses pt 1
Only man able to reverse the curse is that pathetic excuse of a man, homer simpson - she spouts that name with great disgust - as for you, the curse only started and i can't stop the jinx that is already getting stronger.
My Furry Friends: Chapter 1
They are two hilarious and incredibly friendly arctic foxes, the dad's called jake and kind of acts like a mix of homer simpson and peter griffin. the mum is called judith and is a nursery teacher.
Have No Scent
The word "bacarospo" is a neologism created by the italian voice of homer simpsons, the much loved and missed tonino accolla, and the whole phrase is used in the place of the character's catchphrase "why you little" uttered against his son.
A Patient in Palmetto - Epilogue
I wrapped my arms around him and threw him on my bed and began trying to choke him homer simpson style. **kaleb raines** - 13 years old at the time. used to wear glasses till someone broke them. came from rock hill, south carolina.
Kevin's Highschool days: Chapter 4 Cry Me A River
He then pulled off my t-shirt gently which ironicly was brown like his hot chest and featured homer simpson eating a donut on it. "krystal's told me and the guys you like us." "are you okay with me stripping you?"
Play it Again (Gruffy vs. Hammerfist)
"is that the song homer simpson sings when he becomes an opera star?" "seeing you in summer i never would go... - hmpph, how would i know? and stop acting so boorish, this is serious business!" "but...you know...'
A Glimmer of Light in the Void:Chapter 4
The tension in the room eased a bit when this brought out a few snorts; encouraged by this and not interested in the hostile silence to take over the room again: i channeled my inner homer simpson "wahoo; yes victory!"
My Wildest Fantasy (Part 3): Meeting the Parents
"if you say one word, so help me i will come over there and choke you homer simpson-style", i shouted at my half-brother as he looked at melissa's body in a curious way.
The Gorgon Experience Verse I
I wanted to clap my hand over my head and do a homer simpson "d'oh!" as soon as i asked it. but megara simply smiled warmly at the question. "yes, i do." she replied, "it's in our nature. we find clothes bothersome.
B&MW - Curse of the Vampire Dog
#i am evil brandy, i am evil brandy#" she sang while dancing and making mocking gestures at him in a similar way to homer simpson singing 'i am evil homer' "vell, you got your fuck. now you die!!!" she shouted, then lunged at him. "now, ed!"
Camping with Papaorc
Brace yourself pup, here comes your favorite part " " mmmm trucker orc mmmm " papaorc says before i repeat the 2 hottest words in his sentence and drool just like when homer simpson thinks at hamburgers, then he keeps brushing my prostate time after
Daily Trials
She supposed she should be thankful that the large bathrobe covered her fairly well; markeshia had to wear a mumu that would make homer simpson proud.