Punishing the guard
Scents of polish occupied his nose while warm laughter filled his ears and heart. Zeke sat on a bench polishing his armor after picking it up from the ground. He had done his job of punishing the thief and humiliating him as a lesson to the watching...
Cave of the lost
stupid guard" the thief would say followed by a giggle. he slings the dagger though his arm giving his hands the chance to catch it. his hands catch it and start to cut the rope that ties his hands.
Forest Desire Part 3
The stupid guards at the fucking gate. if they saw us leaving they would probably arrest david and i would be alone forever... the wolf was sitting by a tree watching me pace back and forth.
The Moon need friends too part 10
" shy it not your fault,it was that stupid guard fault." rainbow dash said to her best friend, while being very upset to see fluttershy blaming herself. "sugar right, don't beat yourself up ok." applejack said to fluttershy.
Power and Pride Chapter II: Kisses in the Dark
Her hands worked furiously at the buttons, the laces, the stupid "guards" that their society had chosen to work into their clothes (to protect themselves from what, she mused, ever changing garments?").
3 - Mutt's release
The dog shouted back then turned and muttered as the door closed, "lousy, stupid guard, don' know nuthin' and can't think f'shit."
Antecedent 2
Hopefully, the stupid guard had gotten lost finding his way back, and would end up wandering the savannah for a few days, lost.
Fate and Destiny Buildup Chapter 1
When the guard were done speaking, the pup is already gone. "hehe, stupid guard, thinking he can stop me from doing my plan!"
The Plant.
He ran out of the room, facing four guards, each armed. "who let you in!" they demanded. onyx raised his hands in surrender, sighing. "the stupid guards at the gate. you should fire them!" he chuckled. "enough of the jokes!"
Cyn Part 7
"stupid guards... they should have put you in another cell!" "actually, that's the funny part.
Slaves in Arzon I- Capture
"then what are you going to make us do, stupid guard?" keira yelled. a grin came to the guards faces.
Raven Wolf - Book 01 - Chapter 06
If there's anything for me to like about being taken out of the action and being demoted to a stupid guard dog is that i don't have to work with the likes of him anymore." dolly crosses her arms continuing to go on about him.
Praetorian Guard
"stupid guard," she growled. "has it not occurred to you that the last guy never tried to assault me? i made that up because he got on my bad side, and it's ruined his career. the same could happen to you."