Rudolph's Sore, Red Ass
He sat outside santa's workshop, leaning against a big old oak tree while snow fell softly around his naked form.
Christmas Spirit
He called out, deepening his voice and booming the words, as nearly every adult did when pretending to be santa claus.
Cupid
He opened his eyes and looked up to see jasper in his little santa costume, his nuts decorated as santa’s sack. smiling, cupid gave a little nod. “hope you liked the show, santa.” jasper leaned down close to cupid’s ear and began to whisper.
Episode 1: Runaway Lion
[dissolve to santa in bed having a stomachache.] **santa** : owie! [zoom out] oh hoo, _owie_! hoo hoo hoo hoo! [vanitas holds a knife to cut santa's stomach] **nurse** : well, doctor? [vanitascuts santa's stomach, and takes out a candy cane.]
The Reindeer Curse
santa screamed and squirmed slightly in the bears' grip as i sunk inside of him. he was tight, tighter than anything i had ever felt, especially since my shaft was much bigger than i was used to. i roughly pushed forward causing santa to call out "no!
Naughty Santa Part 3
I'm santa claus." though he had spoken seriously, tabitha pushed her fist into her mouth to keep from laughing. "santa," she said, still resisting the urge to laugh. "you're santa?" "you doubt me?" he asked with a frown.
That Christmas Spirit
“it appears that someone has left something other than cookies and milk for good ol’ santa!”
Naughty Santa Part 2
#2 of naughty santa: a sex story in four parts pardon me for bastardizing the quote found later, and not giving the source because i can't remember where i read/heard it and who said/wrote it. ?? fantina was santa's head elf.
The Santa Trap
santa's serious business for bullet, so i've learned not to make fun of what he believes, any more'n i would anybody else who goes to church regularly.
Happiest Place on Fur: Jingle Bell Rox
I know for a fact you used to do the secret santa. when did you get a humbug stuck up your butt?"
Assessing the Holidays (Second Eternity - Eps 6)
"i was one of the original reindeer who helped santa escape for the burgomasters of the older country. santa definitely wanted me on his team. it was my job to train other reindeer for the reindeer games.
A very ambigous Christmas
santa was happy to have found a new worker drown for his tiny toy town, i wanted to object but what was i gonna do, walk back home!? i'd rather strip through the zoo.