Herding Shepherds

I did a quick look-up of the "my beautiful body" and holy shit - it talked about things like_masturbation_ and stds. annabelle was _eight!_ how was i going to entertain the girl for _three_ more days? i couldn't just watch movies with her.

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Prepping For Sex-Ed

And once stds and unwanted pregnancies went away, they took with them the various sexual taboos that society had accumulated over time, the only remaining requirement being the consent of all involved.

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Procreation Inc

Every now and then, though we trust our experts to be thorough with all clientele, we get stds in here, an unfortunate thing. it's one of the few definite things which could cost us our job.

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How Super Cock saved Christmas- A christmas carol

Guaranteed to keep the evil of stds at bay and fight the crimes of un-pleasurable sex! and remember cock fans, in every box is a secret message that you can decode with your very own super cock decoder strap-on!

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The Twelve Talismans - Chapter 5 - The Pig Talismans - Heat Beam Eyes

Matt was a virgin so she wasn't too concerned about stds or anything like that, but what if the birth controlled failed? it was always a nagging doubt. "digimon really can't get humans pregnant?" "oh yeah, joe did a bunch of research into it."

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Screen Test

Prior to having this screen test, zane was dragged off and examined by the doctor on the island, making sure he was healthy and had no lingering stds.

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One's Learned Preferences 3

I am not, as of the giving of this letter, infected with any stds or stis, nor anything parasitic. i am not, as of the giving of this letter, compatible with non-mammal species.

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Better than Ice Cream

"two stds." "make it five and i'll feel better." he chuckled as he handed her a glass. "i'll get my voodoo guys on it after the movie." she smiled at him and sipped the drink, ears laying back.

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Eros Euphoris

"jenna is a slut who is now too busy spreading stds to spread rumors. i passed her on my way home from school. it's finally happening. no, it's not just happening; it's happened. the world is changed."

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Of Rivals And Romantics (A1, B11, C34)

They can't catch stds." "so you would mop a bathroom floor in a hospital three blocks from a slum ... and then _knowingly_lay down on that floor after mopping it? it is still just as disgusting, but with a shine and a fresh scent.

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