The Pornstar
This old ass man, this old ass pokemon fucker was getting me hard as a rock just by talking about his experiences.
Chapter 17: Cash Course.
I don't think my old ass will get fit anytime soon, even with these long stairs," clinton says, chuckling. soon, blue lights appear up ahead. "yo, i see something!" justin shouts. "shh! keep it down," ada suggests.
High Times At Mitchell High Part Two: How Was Your Day?
I sit down to type, and then while my old ass computer is loading, i think. "i should go get some oreos!" so i bolt upstairs to get my munchies, i think "wait, what was i supposed to go do? ummmm... oh yeah! that's right! simpsons are on!" yup.
End Of The World 1
"i will not break my promise you old ass mother fucker!" he screamed, his fist slamming up into the shadow wolf, black blood dripping down the furred arm, he rolled the wolf off of him, chaos laughing. "we'll meet again."
Chapter X: Reign in Jeopardy
You're getting to look more like old heiny himself." dietrich sat up and took the playful barb from his uncle, "my father does send his regards, uncle. he says thank you for removing yourself from society."
Remedy 1
The old-ass matriarchs always thought it nice to remind the class of his krogan father and nag him. though the turians were no-...
Mandated Torture - Coevolution 017
“clearly you’re the dumb one if you’re still using such an old-ass slur.” then, she pointed at herself.
Bounzing Baby Boy (unfinished story)
"well, dat's interesting," wally mumbled to himself, still in mild shock over the sudden transformation of the 10 year old. behind him, his posse was also mumbling at the transformation, unable to fathom what was going on.
Daddies’ Dirty Photoshoot
"take some good old ass to mouth dick, boy..." aaron teased his toy verbally as well. "mhmhphphjjjgfhhg!"
Puzzle Pieces (Act1, Book2, Chapter3)
"i don't believe in christ, but that's an old-ass nail, and if it really has the blood of jesus on it..." jerry rolled his eyes. "what?" miller shrugged. "some wacko collector out there will want to pay a king's random for it.
Paladin: Origins
This song always gets to me, it was an old ass song but it was a good song. i have two millennia to start listening to new music. i would never find true love though, even with two millennia there's supposed to be just one girl for me.
War tails of the white Wolf (Ch 3) The Jump
"old ass music!" lliam said as rrahkarr laughed. "it is old music but we like it." rrahkarr said. "mind if we come in and listen to it as well?" nate asked. "it sounds pretty good." dan said.