Please don't ride this bus

It's been a long time since i've had time to write for myself, and while this piece is a bit unpolished, i hope it still entertains you. i am also working on a larger piece, with a lot more gayness in it.

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Some honest men may even use bullshit to entertain while keeping the nature of the message bound by the rules of their own morality (i.e. satire). do not misinterpret bullshit for entertainment. i cannot stress that point enough.

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Just Looking - Prologue: Retail Hell

"we haven't had a new face over in home entertainment in forever. i'm joey, by the way."

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Fast Idiots

Lol, enjoy~ the a$$holes: "providing high-quality entertainment for the cogs in the machine since 2003."

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Lurker's Siren Song

What was entertaining to him would most likely end in death or worse for the one forced to entertain him. "now, what to do.. what to do indeed with such an annoyance.. well, i'm sure you enjoyed my song, yes?

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A Breathtaking Show

Everyone remained in their seats, somehow entertained despite his suffering. no, that was wrong. they were entertained **by** his suffering. they were here to watch his predicament. _damn it!_ _okay.

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Roland's Interview

"but yes, our 'entertainers' do earn good money, if they earn tips. you do know you'll be working for tips, right?" roland nodded. "good, a lot of guys don't get that.

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PokéNNN - Round 3

After dinner, they entertained themselves with board games until sleep began to invade them and each went to his bedroom to rest.

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Halls of Myth - Minotaur Queen

"you don't seem like the type for arena combat, so instead, i'll give you the chance to entertain me personally~" the cat looked to the ground. "you're right about the fighting, but i'm not exactly an entertainer.

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Favors of the First Ones - Chapter 18

They are no longer physically capable of living lives in the normal sense so this is the best way for them to be entertained and engaged. they need entertainment to keep their minds from stagnating."

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