Midnight Shift

There were a few more partygoers, and they were all equally meatheaded...just my type. bulging with muscle. i downed my drink slowly as i spread around the room, getting to know each mark a little better for later on that night.

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Contraindications Part 1

He'd been here before for creatine and such, but never any of the more exotic supplements, which he'd been reliably informed time and time again were nothing more than snake oil, scams to bilk gullible meatheads out of their cash.

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Breakout 1

"hey meathead," i whispered to the guard as i got up to him. "what the...," he said as i hit him in the back of the head and lowered him slowly to the floor.

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I Like to Watch...Seventh Glance

The meathead almost sounded intelligent. "please be my guest taylor." he sat on the bed beside me, his eyes wandering over my room. he had this condescending smirk on his muzzle, and i was torn about whether i wanted to smack it or kiss it more.

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Choices and possibilities

I barely had time to react or hear the two meatheads shouting my name, before a loud bang is heard. the pain shoots up on my right side, so bad it went numb almost instantaneously.

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The Bear Next Door: Chapter 4: Late Mornings and Dealing with Detention

That bison was his best friend, but boy could he be a meathead. _"let's just forget about it and get to practice before coach has us running laps for the next three hours. and put some damn clothes on. you know you shouldn't be walking around like that.

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RockJaws: We Fucked the Law...and Won

She got enough of those meatheads at the precinct. those so-called 'men' didn't interest her. kelly wanted someone cute. someone to shiver under her palm only to rest in her hand before grabbing them and forcing their cute face down between her legs.

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Burning Calories

Their lips met in the shallowest of kisses; she mewled, "you're pretty hot without being some big dumb meathead, byron. think i'd be feeling you up otherwise?" he didn't answer. his heart was pounding, penis throbbing. he panted against her lips.

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Weaponized Buttfuckery

The meathead shouted, another fist ramming into charles stomach quelling any further fight. "chuck! cut it out!" came marlin's voice, angry and strained as he tried to keep hold of his now slack burden.

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Toner's Guide To Win A Million (Finale Pt 2)

Like, my partner is right, i can be a bit of a meathead every now and then. i also learned this past month that diesel isn't as weak as he first appeared when we signed up for this race." "awwww. thanks."

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To Love a Succubus Pt3

Eliana used to pick up a few meatheads from there but only when she did not fell like going far or being bothered with any sleeking around.

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Oh Brother

No pack of macho meatheads yelling and screwing around, no drunk girl laughing her head off, nada. nothing but the sound of his hooves, and the door closing behind him. _huh._ was he alone?

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