Commission: Raiders of the Lusty Ark

"crap... crap... _crap_... why didn't we bring our own guns? why didn't they give us any guns?" rory shrugged helplessly. "they said we wouldn't need it! it was just meant to be a quick -" "preliminary survey, i know," growled conrad. "fuck...

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Jahaliya: A Revelation in Song

"saturday night's all right for ... crap, crap, no; crap!" eleanor sputtered, then ducked as max threw a booth at her, her lover in full hulk mode. tina sprang up and punched him in the gut, then she and five other patrons tackled him into a wall.

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Chapter X: Ashes of the Past

crap! crap! i'm sorry - i - i didn't make dinner reservations! oh wait! i've got some pirated movies on my telecube.

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Daycare Dayjob: Ninetales Come! Ninetales Cum...

"i'm thirty minutes past when i was supposed to check up on them, crap! crap!" i continue freaking out. "hehe, tales nine tales! hehe" the vixen laughs at me as i panic to get clothed in a struggle to get out the door fast.

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Newfound Purposes: Chapter 6

"crap, crap, crap!" she mutters under her breath, looking around the practically empty single-room building for something to hide under, not able to decide on anywhere before the shaking comes to a stop.

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Titan the Tormentor: Part 1 of 2

"crap! crap! crap!" titan's cock and balls broke his fall. "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he shifted his weight to one side, the wrong side, the doors didn't open that direction.

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A New World Part 1

I screamed pointing at it seeing it was nearly on e...crap crap crap!!! "son of a bitch! how much longer will it last?! will it be enough to get to land?!"

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Mage chapter 2

"ahh, crap! crap, i'm sorry! i didn't mean to do that!" his ears folded down and glared at the cheetah and ferret. "why didn't either of you stop me?" "well..."

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Roommates: Chapter 9: The Day Can't Get Any Worse

'_crap, crap, crap! how did that cat find me?_' yasmin thought to herself as she glanced back and forth between lin and the door. "guh, we need to get out of here," she growled under her breathe. '_how the fuck i can get away from her now?

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In Training (A2,B3,C13)

I hate that crap." "crap?" karla offered a wan smile. "i, uh ... took a page from evan's playbook. i'm going to be a mother soon. i'm starting to cut down on cussing for a little while. i just need to practice, you know, with the baby coming and all.

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This is the Part...When the Great White Lies Want to be Real

;)"_ ;) ;) oh crap, crap i wasn't ready for this. winky face oh holy crap. okay flirting. flirting wasn't hard right? i've pretend flirted with max before, this is basically the same thing right? just making jokes right? _"the"_ no way.

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The Persistent Dragon Gets Her Wish

crap, crap.... i could only imagine what the newspaper headlines say. father would lose a fortune trying to pay off all the reporters if it ever became public. what do i do?"_ penelope nuzzled jacob's chest. "hmm... jake. i got a question."

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