Camping
"stupid thing won't light . . ." "almost done, and . . . there! i did it! let's just hope this thing doesn't come crashing down on us tonight when we're sleeping." "can you help me now, blade? i still have no clue what i'm doing." "oh.
Vivy and Crystal
She then says, "man, i wish this stupid thing wasn't broken. i want to have a detachable head too!" "...why would you want that?" questions vivy. ?"because it's awesome!
An ass at the convention
Dis stupid thing went down first before goin' up.""uhu," confirms sen as he walks into the cubicle feeling his cheeks colour once again as he presses the button of the floor he needs to go to.
Big Brother - After-School Snack
And immediately cursed himself for that having said such a stupid thing. "she was in your room last night.. has she been having nightmares again?" his mother asked. the question seemed innocent enough, much to eric's relief. "oh, uh.. no.
Bull Master: Ch3 Travel Plans
What set the stupid thing off? i'm not carrying any metal specifically to prevent this. damn it." "sir, please turn out your pockets, spread your legs shoulder width apart, and raise your arms," commanded a female guard.
Toni's Diary Entry #3 - Sleepless in Ohio
It was a pretty stupid thing, what i tried to do. haha. and there you have it. the lesson to take away from this is: if your parents have an embarrassing story and they tell others about it, make sure you have an equal amount of dirt on them.
Dragoness' Heat Chapter 3
He knew that blindly running without a sense of direction is a stupid thing to do when being chased by a love struck dragoness, but due to his panicked state, he didn't have a second thought to think it through and just left to a running start towards the
Walking on Eggshells - Chapters 3 & 4
He knew it was a stupid thing to do but he did not have many other outlets. he splayed onto denn's bed and began to stroke himself imagining he was lying just as denn had been. his balls resting on the same surfaces denn's had.
Pokebrothel 21
It was an incredibly stupid thing to do. using her boyfriend as pincushion was an equally stupid thing to do. it was done though and all it took was a bit of asking. that was the part that hurt he most.
Heart
You include the boyfriend, and the adorably stupid things he does to try to help. the boyfriend's family, which might maybe explain the adorably stupid things.
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Seven
The stupid thing dodged me so easily it was embarrassing. it had the advantage up here, and it knew that. the only thing hurrying it was ethan.
American Dragon: Jake (Big and) Long
The stupid thing reeked of dragon musk, the same smell that filled the room every time that he dragoned up and...well, had his fun. it was much stronger here, though, like something that had been left to marinate for years.