Back 2 Friday!!
Jones stared at his retarded ass son, as if he was some alien from uranus, who had lost his transport device somewhere between star xyoy-34 and yi34-98. "well?" "where's the damn milk, man?" asked a belligerent son.
The Damned Series-Chapter 1
Am kept quite busy with this retardedly pointless wheeleed vehicle mechanic school -,.- whole thing redundant...i can pass all the mods and i've never even driven a vehicle before in my life!
Dragons age....not (real name now is Kids on the Brain)
He started taking parenting class because he didn't want to be like his parents; he kept worrying that there might be something wrong with andréa like if he will have a defect (sickle cell, mentally retarded, dyslexia).
Merry Churisutumasu: Redux Evolution
Then she stabbed him in the head, ripping his skull apart and frying his brains with lightning, making him clinically retarded and shit his internal organs. he died, and his corpse became usagi's.
Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!
#16 of just once like regular hunting, but ethically acceptable, nobody dies (probably), and you have to spend metric fucktons of money (because the unit "fuckton" in the standard increment system is retarded or something) to get any houses.
Secrets of the Tanners (chapters 4-6)
It read [molecular retardation experiment 3033| stage 3| project sub-title: genetic recession| subject (s): tanner, nathan j. and tanner, drake f.| description: to cure me and my son] i sat there in the glow of the computer screen, then i looked at the
Bowser's New Girlfriend!!!! Ch:35 Friends! ^__^
Laughing like retarded people. until next chapter!!
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:l just an example of my writing, yeah, it's fucking random and retarded, tell me what you think, i'd really appreciate it. (: <3 --- roary sighed softly and opened out his dripping umbrella, pushing out into the crowds of christmas shoppers.
Furry is my Religion
Only retards and cowards like to look at human porn. as i fap my heart away i begin to fantasize about meeting a giant dragoness in diapers and getting to fill her tailhole with my dog cock. i knot her.
First Steps: Unintended
I unlock my front door, glancing at the half destroyed tree on my lawn that was (and around it) was cut up and retarded from the crash. shaking my head i dropped my bag and walked straight into something. i whirled my head around, shocked.
The Orchard-Part 3-Tom and Durian get intimate
Great, now he thinks im retarded... tom thought, frustrated at his abnormal behaviour. tom decided to pluck up all the courage he had and go and apologise to durian for acting strange. maybe he could put his feelings to one side. or maybe not...
A Hero's Tail
"god how did i get myself into this crap and what the hell happened to me" still having a hard time grasping all that had happened and what appeared to be just another day dealing with retarded clients.