Pretty Kitty Missy

1. \>Be Hubby's pretty kitty 2. \>Everyday he comes home and rubs my ears until I'm a wet mess on the floor. 3. \>But being a house cat has its pros. 4. \>The snake girl next door is a masseuse 5. \>Her bf moans like me during a massage. 6. \>She...

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(S)Lay The Dragon!

Disclaimer: This story contains sexual interactions of a somewhat unusual kind (anthro-ish dragon and human), as well as unbirth and implied transformation content, so if you're a kid who shouldn't be reading this, or are more normal than I, and don't...

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Stay the Horse

#1 of comedies and now some humor. a long while back, i read a hilarious short story called "pact with the devil", that got me thinking about the wonderful world of writing, trying to make it big, and getting that "thanks but no thanks" form letter.

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A Hunting We Will Go!, Chapter 1

**My stories are copyrighted, so NO takee!** ** "A Hunting We Will Go"** ** or** ** "The Not So Successful Adventures of a Knight and his Page"** **and** ** Introducing Bodkins the Wonder Horse** ** oh, and almost forgot, 'Chapter 1'** ** "I...

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Simply Beautiful - Act One

Amber answered back, humored to see that her saying "april" rather than "august" still made him roll his eyes in annoyance, "i'm not complaining or anything about you not giving me attention.

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Just Chillin' / Warming Up

Paul spoke softly, the humor having left his voice, replaced with a sense of anticipating, and eagerness for whatever it was tanner had planned.

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Shipwrecked

It was the third day with almost no food, beyond the few coconuts the badger and cougar had managed to find. Even that had probably burned more calories than they had gained; first, the cougar had to climb up into a tree and shake it until the coconuts...

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Zion: Light of the New Moon, Ch 2.1 Myre

He had a way of putting things that was both humorous and educational at the same time. "point taken, sir."

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Whelp & Enki

The bountiful one told me that you were coming rhyn for she whispers to those wise in the craft." she said, cackling in her venerated sense of humor.

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Furries University Chapter 6: It’s not what you know…It’s what you don’t know that counts.

Chapter 6: It's not what you know...It's what you don't know that counts. (Warning implication of a homosexual Yiff....Later yiffy time) Ozwot looked at the bare room with all the cardboard boxes sitting there. All that was there was a single...

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