Chillin After the Battle

"look you stupid, jackass of a man. if you hadn't already died on me, i would so kill you right now for worrying me so!"                 "careful!" he cried. "my chest is still pretty tender.

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Ander - Chapter 7, Subchapter 16

"it didn't even do you any good, you slimy jackass," nick added. "we're still in the exact same situation as befo-" "hey, fox! catch!" it was the strangest sensation, going from hanging to flying in a single moment.

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A Love Story Unlikely

I use it to play with and beat jackasses over the head with. so be careful, jackass." i smiled at him. i don't think he got the joke 'cuz he just frowned. i did too. we ended up fallin asleep later, just snoozin'.

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Xenophobia

But it was too late, an stampede of nude, athletic young bodies rushed into the showers, pushing, laughing annoyingly loud, punching, slapping and being a total jackass to each other.

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Addiction - Chapter Two: One hundred seventy-nine

"jackass," i huffed. before i knew it he had his back turned to me and already followed the next path. again i struggled to keep up. i lost sight of him in almost no time at all.

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The Adventures of Dingo Dan, Part Two

"me and my jackass stunts." the wolf helped his son out first, then dan. "sorry guys. long as you're okay." "i'm fine, loop." "same here, daddy." "good." he turned to dan. "i've been watching jackass online."

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 107

"it didn't even do you any good, you slimy jackass," nick added. "we're still in the exact same situation as befo-" "hey, fox! catch!" it was the strangest sensation, going from hanging to flying in a single moment.

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A first for everything: Joining the army.

"jackass" snorted amy. jack held amy's hands tighter trying to comfort her "i am, but i am your jackass." that earned jack a little smile from amy successfully lightening the mood.

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Warehouse Conversion

"after mentioning about those jackasses next door, they decided to give it to us. yes, they complained about me paying it, but we came to an agreement soon enough. in the end, we came up with this.

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New friends

The homely jackass snickered, as he shared a wink with the horse's wife over delwoods shoulder even as he began to fuck the highborn horse.

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The Donkey show...

The leering jackass assured in a gloating tone, enjoying performing for the audience of plough horses, donkeys, and other common born furs.

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A Lover's Fantasy

"nice going, jackass." "sorry tammy...b-but you told me to..." "well you should be smarter and tell me no!" "r-right, sorry...

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