Sanctuary - Ch 4

"punny," he said quietly with breathy excitement. it definitely didn't sound like a request for her to stop, too eager.

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Stay the Horse

Forget it, got enough of those in the sci-fi market to choke a horse, pardon the pun. we're not interested, but thank him for his time. peter sinnic chief editor, malfeasance * * * dear mr.

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Floppy Disk 2

His groin swelled, making a point (pun not intended) that it wouldn't take this without a fight. the boy raised his book and sighed as he spotted his obvious erection. "not now, okay? i have to finish this..."

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This Little Foxy

He giggled at his own pun and came up poking at ino's shaft snickering, and started to play with it causing ino to become fully erect as he made no attempt to stop his little brother.

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Its a Funny Story

pun your phone away!" he yelled. and i sat straight up in my chair, glancing down at my phone one last time before putting it away, the last thing i saw was the message under the picture. "meet me in the older field house after class~."

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Rebirth 1

Edmund had built his construction company from the ground up (no pun intended) and was doing well for himself.

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt116

**“lop…unny…punny….lopunny…unny…pun…lopunny…pun…lopunny lopunny lo pun unny lop…lopunny lop”** [she’s doing it all wrong, she needs to put it in her mouth and make him cum, otherwise it’ll just remain swollen for some time] bunny tutted shaking

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Jock Trap

The only difference between me and porn videos is that my pun titles aren’t always deliberately sexual.

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Kinktober 2024 ~ Feet of Power

Also i had basically no issue coming up with a title for this one, and it made me realize that while i'm running out of pun titles for several subjects, the realm of pawplay is still ripe for the picking. (and ripe for the licking?) but anyway!

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt106

**“lo, punnypun…unny…lop…lopunny…punny…lop?"** _[so, miss serious, prim and proper there, is a closet perv'?]

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Demon Dorms

Chris asked, barraging his roomate with bad puns. he moved over, throwing his blankets back, getting ready for bed.

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Making the Rainbow!

Danny just blinks up at her, then feeling another soft and now familiar pulsation, couldn't help a silly grin, before laughing and cracking a horrible pun. "well, guess people are really gunna get to "taste the rainbow" now!"

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