The Top of The Tower: Be Kind, Rewind
This chapter took alot longer than exspected due to overwhelming ammounts of retardation and worldly drama. i can only hope chapter five makes a quick appearence!
Let me fix that .........(Story II)
"i know huh, the stupid jerk-off call asking retarded question or the prank callers call and we have to be nice to them of the butch bitch chews us out for being "est' rude beyond compare.
Romantic Fuck? Chapter 1
This is retarded, he mused silently--they'd both shared the same intimate experience and yet he couldn't look her in the face. "i wonder how upset those hillbillies will be when they found out we got our cars."
Paternal Intimacy (Intro)
You'd have to be a retard to not be able to get these just from looking at me. what species are you? i'm a dingo! what color is your hair? it's fucking orange! what gender are you? let me pull out my dick and check! height? 6'. weight? 213. eye color?
"Polecat", chapter 5
"s'a nice word for 'retarded'. but he ain't retarded. he's just so damn frustrating. the boy gets handed a manager job makin' good money and he's always broke. where's it even go? he should have his own house.
War Crimes (pt 2)
"you retard a shotgun isnt gonna kill something far away" charlie lead said. "scattergun its a scattergun". "i dont care what the hell it is just foccus dennis". commander was so embarrised by this guy he just wanted to kill him.
Perry The Platypus & Dennis The Rabbit
God i'm retarded!" he jumped out of his chair and through his hands in the air in self absorbed anger. "this is a peice of garbage! would anyone even remember dennis!
A Teaser
"no, retard," she said. "it's my best chance of protecting you."
Deeper Sibling Bonding
What total fuckin' retard _moron_ cheats on a hot bitch like my sister?!), but alice wasn't having any of it. the result was that my sister soon came to live back at the apartment with mom and i.
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 7)
“because you're my retard friend alex, whose last two braincells are trying to tell me i'm gay, which i'm not." \>"you need to be honest with yourself. i support you and sam, dude." \>you feel like you just got punched in the gut \>you and sam?
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 2)
“make sure your retarded brother doesn’t do anything stupid. can you do that for me?”
Chapter Two - Troubles In The Park
"no, i just want my pichu to have what they want, no matter what the retarded humans here think." she said. "when it comes to my pichu's needs, i'll do whatever it takes to make them happy." she said. "yeah me too."