The Yiffing Man: Roses Are For Romance.
Within his heart he could only grasp, now, fully understanding the conditions of his passion; "these green eyes they imprison my soul pluck out my heart with their heavy pull these green eyes sense away, do they drive making me witless
Hot Tips (For Tokeki)
witless, weakassed... less in every way..." i whined; some spittling sounds tried to question what that meant, but he brandished me high, flung in rolling hands and i spun airborne, a full revolution. then two.
MLP: Believing in the Impossible - Chapter Six
Pinkie pie things and owlowiscious was being scared witless elsewhere - twilight sparkle soon found herself not in the quiet library's shadowed living room under a blanket anymore.
Masked Intentions - Part 1 (Dog TF)
He could hear joe and adam still hurling witless jabs at him as he disappeared under the green-leaf canopy. seth began to methodically scale the gravelly path, using branches and trunks to steady himself as he did.
As through a glass
Corporal nagurtha mentioned rumors of a strange monster that has them more witless than usual. down in jaikot we are a bit insulated, and it comes as news to me -- but have _you_ heard anything about that yourself, major atta-farash?"
Dimensional Balance Chapter 20: Shooting Sparks
Kirin nodded, finding herself involuntarily melting against his side with his expert touch, which was completely innocent and soothing now instead of working her into a muddled, witless wreck. "but, it's a little bit like eating something," he went on.
Companions Ch. 38
For a moment, shianna perceived that she was starting to feel the slightest iota of empathy for the witless gelding, but like a horse fart, she let it pass. daniel took the opportunity to drop the charade and talk privately with danny and josh.
Kal/Daz's Sultry Jungle Hideaway, Part 1/5
In this day and age, where most people were experts in computer technology but witless when it came to construction, the product was insanely popular for serial colonists and tourists alike.
Jay-Jay Finds His Way Home Ch 3
Scared witless suddenly about getting yet another spanking the jay-jay whimpered weakly. "n-no papa jasper. i-i'm sorry." "you are right we don't, just this once i am going to let it slide though. just don't tell papa byron.
One Wrong Turn: Finial Chp 1-4
Adric was scared witless. panic and terror gripped him as he instinctively tried to flee from the monster. even as he began to move away, he heard the thing make a screeching noise like nails on a chalkboard.
Alternate Realities
Darkthunder wanted a willing crew, not one scared witless into staying. he continued working his console when a thought suddenly dashed into his mind. he blinked his eyes at the same time he turned quickly to check his own screens.
Defiant
Stinking witless liar! you will never defeat us! one day i will stand before you and i will thrust my death spear through your other eye! i…" he halted as he heard rustling from across the dark thicket.