Annette: Take Me Out Tonight
You can fuck your brains out but i can't shoplift? besides, i only did it for like three months. it's a bad risk/reward ratio. free turmeric; go to foster care." "fine, yeah, most kids try stealing. what the hell with the wasp spray?"
An Average Week in the Life of Sammy
From a distance it looked as if sammy had just gotten away with a shoplifting spree. but upon stepping into the car a salty, fetid smell filled their noses.
Starfall: Chapter 22: Love, Loyalty, and Lies: Part Two
Decriminalizing shoplifting, drug use and vagrancy, despite being sold by lambdon and stallhoof as helping them by taking tools of discrimination away from speciest mammals?”
Sibling Switch [Commission]
_small chance of that now that i look like i've been shoplifting in the vegetable isle..._ "after such a nice evening, i'd hate to send you off like this, so just relax and let me take care of you..." the skunkette said, her voice slightly slurred even though
A Death and a Rebirth: Chapter 2
Jack quickly drew back his hand like one caught shoplifting. “yeah! of course," he replied and tried to think of something that wasn't a comic book.
High School Days Ch 20: A Little Fun at the Mall
He did not need his old man believing he was a shoplifter as well as a good for nothing punk, and his dad would definitely not believe someone bought him clothes like this.
A Refined Evening
Wouldn't want any shoplifters, right?" fluttershy retorted, "i honestly can't imagine anypony from canterlot being a thief.
Glamor and pizza
You've got to have a certain kind of stupid to try for a shoplifter arrest record over a monty gator key chain. but never the less, that was exactly the kind of people he needed to keep his eyes out for nearly each and every day there.
Defector Pt 1
She thought of shoppers in a store, and how a shoplifter might be identified from among the multiple shoppers already in the rows.
COMMISSION HYPNOTOAD BUFFY IMPULSE
It wasn’t uncommon for new vamps to dress conspicuously nice - if you found yourself with undeath and super strength, human laws about shoplifting suddenly didn’t seem like so much of a concern.
Escape From the Nursery of Doom
Missing a single speck of dust when cleaning their room, and shoplifting were equal crimes in the eyes of the nannybots. and as a result, the quantum cannons became the go-to disciplinary action for every perceived offense.
Son of a Tunn
Trying a cigarette, or shoplifting a pack of gum...or the rest. what _was_ the instigating event? maybe he'd noticed me looking, or i'd noticed him. or in my bottomless equine lust i'd risked a touch that led to more...? i can't recall.