Peach's Betrayal Chapter 3 (Rough, Unfinished)
"that's right, i got two bitches here, and who the hell knows, but these two might be distantly related or something, so it's like kissin' cousins. you can't say that ain't hot, right mario, old pal?" he chuckles. "go on, rosie.
Vengeance Prologue
Or if that isn't for you, being able to visit that distant relative and being able to have lunch with them without ever having to move a finger.
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 8
2047 montana: come on, i'm your distant relative! when have relatives gotten into those situations? \*beat\* (cut to the two montana's arriving at 1997 monty's house.) 2047 montana: see this? (holds up the "2020s film timeline" magazine.)
Meeting Love - Chapter 1
The sheikh man in ceremonial dress, presumably meeting a distant relative, or perhaps a new friend or business associate.
College, Chapter 4
While we very much appreciate your donation, we do not want to be the distant relative who stays long past the holiday season, so we want to let you know we're looking for a permanent home of our own.
Samantha's Sins - 2 - Lina's Luck
It began with just the average chitchat one would expect of two distant relatives who had not talked for a long time. how are you, good, hows school, annoying, hows family, annoying, and so on, and so on.
The Wastes (Teaser)
Far down on the cracked and battered remains of i-25 were two men and an animal that looked as if it was distantly related to a dog, but had now grown bulbous and grotesque from its irradiated mutations.
Warmth of Coffee (Short shots 1)
Oh dear, his best employee and distant relative had the offending pervert in a vicious headlock, forcing an entire jug of cream into her open maw.
King Takes it All - Part 8
After-all, my family is distantly related to yours and that would make her the only possible member of the pride suitable for such a task."
Lord of Arms- Chapter 7
She's like my distant, distant relative on my mother's side." arthur spoke, while driving into a parking lot. after parking, he and will stepped out.
When predators collide (whale shark/great white shark vore)
It was full, and content, and if the meal still twitching in its great stomach was a distant relative, well, sharks are made of meat too.
Etiquette for the Modern Lycan--Ch.2: Don't Growl At Your Superior; He Could Be an Alpha
They were--" "--the product of a bite from one of my mate's distant relatives, actually, which means that the pureblood trait is only a generation removed. so i still maintain the pureblood status of the ones who bit my parents.