Little Drummer Dog (12)
"please tell me that you are fucking joking sam that is one of the most difficult songs to get right" my steely stare tells my rottweiler that i am indeed not joking around.
The voice of reason - Ch 8 - Confess...
Is this all some kind of a fucking joke to you, nic?!' 'no! of course not! it's just that...' 'that what?!' it stayed silent for a moment... how the hell could was i able to persuade him to get back in and talk with us...? and to talk with her...?
Levi and Jack
Lunch passed in a flurry of sex jokes and flirting between mike and sherry, finally proceeding into the two just making out at the table while jack and tony devolving into fits of laughter.
Heat
This is not a fucking joke david. take your dammed clothes off! wait, why? what are you doing? put your shirt back on, you are going to freeze to death! for fuck´s sake david, just listen to me.
Twinks Across America: Ch. 26 - Oklahoma
Right beside the back door, in fact, a wall drenched in vintage graffiti art and sex jokes like medieval tapestry. "hahh..." he whimpered submissively against the brick wall. "g-got any l-lube?" my heated ears fell immediately down.
LB: Epilogue - Requiem For My Harlequin
"i wanna stuff the--" "if you make a sex joke about stuffing something, i swear to fuckin' god--" laughter bubbled naturally from our lips, which connected again into another kiss.
The Heir: Waiting
She alluded to daglow as her choice but she'd never do that, he's a fucking joke!" a bushy tail wrapped around quroth's legs, “you think she's lying about daglow?" “she's trying to distract me, make me focus on him, but you know what?"
The Heir: In Play
Dude’s a fucking joke.” “me.” the room was dead silent, even the soft, inoffensive music seemed to fade. quroth slowly wagged his tail. “no response?”
5 nights of wet nightmares Night 2
The girl's ears perk up foxy looks devastated "you have to be fucking joking!" mangle looks disappointed "sorry foxy are times up we have to go" foxy looks like she's about to cry "but....but....i need it!"
Beau - Chapter Four
"your a fucking joke!" "and your a disgusting freak of nature!" nathaniel snarled back as he slammed his hands down on the dining room table. "enough!" a third voice growled from across the kitchen.
Cutie Academy - Chapter 2 "The Bakery"
Best bud in the world... what a fucking joke. i know it's just him playing the role, but knowing it was indirectly directed at me makes me cringe. "oh cool! you got 2 free movie tickets! which movie do you want to go see?"
Chastity Story: The Punishment Cage
You're fucking joking, you can't - hey!" the bull was back, and this time he was shoving the dragon down to his knees. the big guy was just as strong as before, and aurum couldn't do anything as his hands were yanked back behind his back.