An Unfortunate True Story (Furry Version)(Part 1)
Ello sofurry users, i am new to the website and i figured my first submission might as well be a funny true story. however, i will put it all into furry terms just so that it will fit in well on this site.
a little poem i wrote
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around, Tokyo City like a big playground, When suddenly Batman burst from the shade, And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade, Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq, Who proceeded to open...
The Funny Thing Called Love
#2 of the funny thing called love when did all this happen? when she was caught? did he always have these feelings toward her? as she looked at him inside the mirror she was pressed up against, she wondered.
Did you just open a can of Rape-Sauce?
"Hey Alex, got anything to eat around here?" The fox said to his best friend who was deep in a video game. "There should be some tomato soup or something in the kitchen you can eat, as long as you don't make a mess." The rabbit responded. The fox...
A Funny Yifftastic Adventure, Part I
The Amazons! Part One! (Yea, we all know where this is going) Renard kept his steady pace as he trudged forward through the thick foliage. His feet were caked in mud and bits of flora. As the sweat seemed to pour out of every...
Deathwatch: Unpublished Fiction (FUNNY VERSION)
funny version - see ending deathwatch it was the witching hour, nothing so crude as midnight of course. anyone can be a witch at midnight under a full moon.
That was the first few years
The second part of allanas blog. she recalls something funny standing up to stretch, allana yawns, taking the camera with her as she goes into the kitchen. "sorry about the movement, guys, i'm hungry." she sets the camera down on the counter.
A Tale of Two Siblings
"Alex?" "Yeah." "You love me, right?" "I am very concerned where this is going." "And remember how you said you'd do anything for me after I got you that job?" Alex closed his book and rubbed his eyes with a paw. "I have no recollection of saying...
Silly Little Ash (Pokemon Story)
Who ever said being a Pokemon was easy? NOTHING is ever easy, and thats the truth. You think Superman found it easy lifting that meteor away from the earth? NO! In his mind he was saying things like "HOLY HELL THIS IS HEAVY!". Just because he has super...
a short funny spyro story
(spyro) uhh hey ember. (ember) hey spyro! Why do you look so suspicious. (spyro) well..uhm... about last night... (ember) what about last night! (spyro) I kinda saw you and flame mating... (ember) YOU WHAT! (spyro) let me explain...
The better mate...A Rabbit and a Wolf compete over a Vixen's paw...
This is my take on a very old folk...
“Where Are You Sugar?”
**"Where Are You Sugar?"** A young seventeen year old male Cougar named Jake was busy surfing the web on his computer and checking out the mating sites that were online. He had his right paw wrapped around his hard shaft and was slowly jerking...