Silly Silver Shenanigans
From the deck of the Archie, Yskra observes the small, sleek craft he paid more than he cares to admit getting the charted path of, setting a trap. It’s made almost entirely of metal and hurtles through the stars on a complex and rotating single...
Hermaphrodite's Hermits - No Milk Today (Parody Song)
[To the tune of: Herman's Hermits - No Milk Today] No milk today, my vixen ran away. In memory stands her bust, a symbol of my lust. No milk today, in the park a common sight, But newbies passing by, don't know the reason why. How could they...
An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)
But silly rhyming poetry in the vein of spike milligan, none of this sad, depressing, emo stuff. i think it's pretty cool, but tell me what you think! oh, and i also did an audio version!
Happy Birthday My Silly Roo
Nate hung up the phone and went to go pick up the ring and the gift for his silly roo. nate picked up his ring the the present and headed home.
Like Silly Putty in His Hands
"it seems you have turned into a strange type of clay... actually the properties are closer to silly putty." he made some more notes. how long would i be stuck like this?
Mother-Son bonding
Mongol left Corona with his mother to teach him about sex. "So mom, how do we do this?" First,lemme take a look at your cock,okay? "Whatever you say mom." He looked over her sexy body making him hard. "Mmmm.Good."She smiled,looking at his...
The Sillies' Forest Frolic
#4 of commissioned stories when the sillies notice that one of their bandmates has gone missing, they go on a search to find him, only to discover him in a weird predicament.
Unlikely Friendship
The dragoness lay in her bed in the throes of a restless sleep. It had been a rough day and her subconscious mind was trying to cope within her dreams. Her mate had been ignoring her more and more over the past months. Things had finally reached a...
Vampires Don't Exist, Silly!
Vampires don't exist silly! i made you a genuinely real vampire, a vampire bat. or, to be specific, a man-bat." "fuck you! this isn't what i wanted!" "so what did you want, to go around sucking blood like dracula? he was a fictional character!"
Skunkmonster Factory
"it's my cum, silly!" called out a loud goofy voice. they all jumped and turned around to see a big skunklike monster standing a few feet away from them. it's twisted grinning muzzle was drooling a green guck, and its breath was nearly visible.
The Frog Legs Rag
\>she does a silly twirl, then does her best "walking down the catwalk' walk to you, \>"uhhhh dinner is served! i made it myself!" she says as she sets the plates down on the coffee table a trying grin on her muzzle. \>close enough.
Scolipede... am I breedable to you?
“was that as silly as you said it’d be?” buizel asked. “yes, miles, yes it was,” he replied, licking his mouth. he tilted his head as miles smiled cheekily up at him. “but, maybe i didn’t mind it all that much. you certainly are creative.”