The Easy Life
It was not unlike two balls in a newton's cradle colliding, though less violent sadie herself felt a huge impact on her insides as well as the fat itself. if she had not been holding her breath, she would have had the wind knocked out of her.
Epiphany Part 3
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The Pirates of Jahaliya!
Corsi squeezed the glowing crystal in her paw tight, angry enough to break it, but a few newtons short of being able to. "of the competent, their efforts are expected," she muttered to herself. "and of the idiots, the merest spark is venerated."
Silverfox 05
"like newton and the apple," jerry said. there was a touch of regret in his voice. "cool. does silverfox shave?" hardtack asked, piling another level of absurdity onto an already absurd conversation. "nope," jerry said.
Finding Happiness
I graduated from newton high school and got three master degrees, one in business management, computer science, and engineering." "smart, cute, and rich. what a catch," chelsea chuckled. evan blushed and down casted his eyes.
And the Ants Go Marching On
newton's laws writ large. throw a rock from high enough orbit, and gravity will pull on it until that kinetic energy is enough to wipe a city from the earth. we laughed until we cried, until we lost friends and loved ones by the thousands.
Silverfox 11
"i'll bet we're going to find shoe goo, 2000 newton paracord and heat-shrink electrical tubing." "i saw the shoe goo in a drawer. but why heat shrink electrical tubing?" mckinnon asked politely.
In Over Your Head
It was some sort of lewd newton's cradle, with a big piece of army strong sausage laying down the middle, trapped by a waistband cat figured was either the luckiest piece of fabric in the state or one that was seriously reconsidering some seriously
Chapter II: Prioritising is Hard
I believe in this world, it was newton who said ‘for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.’ how true that is.” caleb fumed. he bent down, picked up a pawful of snow and threw it at jacob, striking the other wolf’s shoulder.
Made to Milk
And even more peculiarly, below that was not one but three scrotum, each containing two testicles- so he had six balls total, when he thrust his three sets of balls swing individually, gently slapping together like a lewd newton's cradle.
Expedition: Unsheathing the Sword
"she has an intellectual presence that reminds me of what my ancestors wrote of socrates, newton, einstein, and the other innumerable scientific minds that arise among humanity from time to time.
The Whole World Smils With You
“this is newton chambers," the stranger continued. “the worst kind of middle manager: one that knows he is a middle manager.