Kinktober 2023 - Gnollgonzola

Drak glanced back behind himself, the metal door slowly swinging back towards the threshold - and then clicking into place in another second, the safety lock immediately firing. The spotted hyena's tail flicked behind him, belying his nervousness with...

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Harry Potter and his Magical Mouse Ch. 1

Harry looked reading line by line "'i... eat... seemen... or... smeg... muh..." he cocked his head at that. "and what's that exactly?" he asked. she rolled her eyes and went back to his crotch and pointed at his nuts.

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Bully in Control: Continued Corruption

It was slathered in layers of smeg, shit and snot, dangling almost a foot long in its half-flaccid state, and veins danced all around the thick pole. toilet let her stare a moment before sneering at her.

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Consummation (2 of 2)

Grant scrambled up the loose, rocky soil, cursing his luck for the fiftieth time in the past hour. Why the hell did Boris' directions have to be so vague? 'Up the road some, then take a left after a while, then off road'. Couldn't he have been a little...

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A Cold and Chilly Night

Oh smeg. i was tilting away from the other aisle, widening the gap between us. i backed up to the far edge, inadvertently giving weight to the ever growing void. then i ran.

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Wizhelm's Syndrome

"you fucking lumps of half-formed smeg!" i was fighting for my life, arms and legs flailing as much as they could between the two heavily armed guards. sure, it wasn't smart, but it was the only thing i could think of.

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Job Search

I don't often smeg up the situation like that. guess i got a little bit over excited when huston took a nap out on the street." "don't mention it," i muttered awkwardly, edging away towards the alley's mouth.

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The Hunters

What, the smeg, was that? i pried myself up from the concrete, trying vainly to brush myself off. all i really managed was to smear the muck around a bit.

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Peanut Butter

"what the hell does 'smeg' mean?" "um...." max scratched his head. "i dunno, really. they just use it all the time and it's gotta be bad, right? anyways, lister was frozen in stasis for over three million years, so...."

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Shades of White and Bray [scat + watersports]

But right now the mixture of urine, precum, sweat and week-old smeg tasted completely different. it was like licking a really salty load of cum from a well-used sweaty gym sock.

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Never, Ever, Take a Government Contract

I just shrugged, "smegged if i know, maybe he just wants a fuzzy shield." she giggled, "somehow i think there's more to it, but i can go with that."

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A Talented Orator

First i let you fall of the side of a smegging mountain, thank you very much for not dying by the way, then we run face first into mistr... her. she was being carried on a litter by her men."

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