At this point he might as well hope that a moose conveniently falls dead in his backyard, because other than something miraculous like that happening he felt completely screwed.
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I kinda completely screwed up my last three cases." the cat slumped a bit and tried to straighten out his crumpled suit with his paws.
"oh. my apologies. i had no idea you didn't have a soul to begin with."
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He honestly had a point, if it somehow got punctured or pulled out, then zarrel would be completely screwed.
still, he continued to kick slowly in heavy flops. yet, his speed was slowing down too quickly, almost causing the rex to stall in place.
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Some idiot completely screwed up the computer systems and the whole thing had to be shut down and repaired. we lost the details on several big orders as well and i had to personally call clients to give them my apologies.
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The lights are the exact same as they were hours ago, completely screwing with your body clock.
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He was completely screwing with you.
"come on you cute dummy... i know you've got it in you."
he lifted his tail slightly, but not entirely, and shook his butt in the air, encouraging you to try again.
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Hell, even just asking you to my room was like that, it just kinda happened and i'd thought i had completely screwed up. i fully expected you to run off somewhere else thinking i was a creep or something, maybe get a hotel instead of dealing with me.
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"hell yea." the response came courtesy of an electronically altered voice, "the whole situation was completely screwed up... this one guy and me, we were like hermanos... and he goes and does a bunch of stuff behind my back and when i confront him for it the
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In other words, unless it wanted to spend the rest of his life as an ordinary bird, sion was completely screwed if leo got tired of him. but still, this bird had its pride, and wouldn't let leo call him a "pet".
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They made the turn on the big pile, and they saw a car completely screwed, as if something had hit it from above. and they knew it had been bernie, even because the dog was just coming out from it, and without a single scratch on his body.
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She was practicing with her ribbon baton when he made that request and she let it fall to the floor, completely screwing her movement and training. and none of that mattered; maxwell just...asked her to marry him! her beloved maxwell!
"yes!
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