Morning Routine 2
"if you'll forgive the terrible pun, i'd say these are 'egg-cellent'. thank you, dear." the squirrel said. "i think you're just going over-easy on me." hemlock raised an eyebrow. "hey, you gotta look for the sunny-side up in everything."
Study Assistant
He was gritting his teeth, both from the horny, and also the urge to make a terrible pun.
Thirteen Takes From Another World: Tenth Tale
"yes, it's a terrible pun. but the people who created it thought it was clever." the speckled mouse looked kiara up and down. "you're very... pink." she shrugged. a pink mouse wasn't the oddest thing in the world.
[Zwoosh-K9] Extra Sausage
A terrible pun before it had even left his muzzle, but it suited the film nicely as there was a nod of approval somewhere in the back of the onlookers, all there to watch him blow his nut into some fox.
The Long, Cold Dark, Chapter I: Cliquot
Nothing _too_ large-scale--terrible pun there--only a few attacks here and there, but still. big nasty things hurting innocent people. "well, the bureaux of defense and home affairs want to do something about that.
Not his first pair of handcuffs
Ruined by that terrible pun. "you better apologize to mchorn next monday." "i'll buy him some coffee, that guy's always so grumpy in the morning."
Family Days 13
I mean, both as jobs and in pe--god that's a terrible pun..._ ben thought but nevertheless marked it in his head--it was terrible but he thought it also sounded kind of sweet. "well...that's......a telephone!"
KS: Extra Sausage
A terrible pun before it had even left his muzzle, but it suited the film nicely as there was a nod of approval somewhere in the back of the onlookers, all there to watch him blow his nut into some fox.
Public Resort
I nearly groaned at the terrible pun, but he continued without even pretending to notice. "if you'd like, i can help you to either one of your rooms." i looked behind me at the blue dragon still hilted in me, and he squeezed my hip as he nodded at me.
A Patient Death 01: Descending
_ he imagined there was a terrible pun in there somewhere, what with pigs and slop. death always brings out the strangest thoughts in men. he gently prodded his shoulder, flinching as it sang.
The Swap - Part 1
"yes...sort of" luke groaned internally from her terrible pun, suddenly regretting his choice in attire. "it's actually another couple who are looking for the same sort of...situation or setup as we are?"
In Jun's Bits
Clover almost broke character, feeling the urge to give jun a pinch in the arm for that terrible pun, but the audience whooped and didn't seem to mind.