The Teacher
"aww look how wet you are just from my teasing~" she giggles at her terrible pun. i pant, blush and wiggle holding onto her fingers. "p-please...more." i moan can't believing what's coming out of me maw. her ears perk and even she seems surprised.
Who Wolf
Yes, the title is a terrible pun. my apologies. it was the witching hour, nothing so crude as midnight of course. anyone can be a witch at midnight under a full moon.
KS: Extra Sausage
A terrible pun before it had even left his muzzle, but it suited the film nicely as there was a nod of approval somewhere in the back of the onlookers, all there to watch him blow his nut into some fox.
Morning Routine 2
"if you'll forgive the terrible pun, i'd say these are 'egg-cellent'. thank you, dear." the squirrel said. "i think you're just going over-easy on me." hemlock raised an eyebrow. "hey, you gotta look for the sunny-side up in everything."
A Patient Death 01: Descending
_ he imagined there was a terrible pun in there somewhere, what with pigs and slop. death always brings out the strangest thoughts in men. he gently prodded his shoulder, flinching as it sang.
Not his first pair of handcuffs
Ruined by that terrible pun. "you better apologize to mchorn next monday." "i'll buy him some coffee, that guy's always so grumpy in the morning."
Family Days 13
I mean, both as jobs and in pe--god that's a terrible pun..._ ben thought but nevertheless marked it in his head--it was terrible but he thought it also sounded kind of sweet. "well...that's......a telephone!"
The Swap - Part 1
"yes...sort of" luke groaned internally from her terrible pun, suddenly regretting his choice in attire. "it's actually another couple who are looking for the same sort of...situation or setup as we are?"
Au jour de l'an
God, it was a terrible pun, but i laughed so hard. i don't know why i didn't see it coming--i knew him well enough. still, we had fun under that bush.
Homeless (pt 4)
He just couldn't help himself and bit his tongue to keep from laughing hysterically at the terrible pun in such a dire time.
Broken Promises
The canine couldn’t help but chuckle at his own terrible pun.
A (fourth) cup of coffee with the therapist
~fun fact: at first i was planning to title this part "a (back and fourth) cup of coffee with the therapist", but it was a terrible pun even for my standards. "so what now?" fosk was sitting on the blue couch, as usual.