El Perro Asado

``oh, ham, my friend.'' he started as he clasped the pig's shoulder. ``i get enough variety when you have the honor of choosing where we eat.'' ham scoffed at the comment.

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A Strange Day Out

Could i try your ham toasty, and another pint of beer?" "be right with you, sir."

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Judge a Book By Its Teeth

Whipping it open, i didn't even care when i threw the porcelain plate with the ham directly to the ground. the mimic suddenly lost all interest in me as it chowed down on the ham. i took this moment to try and run for the door.

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Ander - Chapter 4, Subchapter 4

Luke said, not so much carving the ham as stabbing it. "what do you think about all this, vee?" valery didn't really know what to think, so she just calmly and quietly went about slicing the bread.

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Ander - Part 4: Subchapter 4

Luke said, not so much carving the ham as stabbing it. "what do you think about all this, vee?" valery didn't really know what to think, so she just calmly and quietly went about slicing the bread.

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Spat's Revenge: The Kidnapping

Remember back in chapter one when i found the little girl in the old ham's house? if so, continue. if not go back to the first chapter.

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Sleep Eating

"i'm sorry," she murmured and went for a giant leg of ham. "stop, heidi, stop," she heard charlie say. it was much louder now. she couldn't stop. she swallowed the ham without even bothering to chew.

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The Unnamed Ch 5 - Making Up for Lost Times

The eggs were scrabbled and mixed with the ham. with a side of toasted bread on the side. tabor took one bite of the eggs and ham. he noticed verrill looking over at him waiting desperately for approval of his cooking.

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The Micro Editor

"you seriously found a tree with ham sandwiches growing off of it like fruit?" "yes! i saw it myself! right here!" thomas held up the lunch pail with the ham sandwich in it to show the rest of the group. 1q2w3e4r5t6y7httyyyyyyyyyyy "erica!!!!"

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King Of Chub (hyper chub, forcefeeding)

Bowser pushed the boo trying to stuff yet more glazed ham into his mouth away desperately, flab of his fat arm swinging. "stop! you with the ham, no more! i can't take it! there's no denying it now! i'm nowhere near as svelte as i used to be!

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Party Favor

ham just shoved him towards the others with a grunt. dustin happily taking the other male, jazz grabbing his other side and force-marching him away. sayen blinked, rather impressed.

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