It won't turn purple
. <3 i, the bachelor little lamb, was one more night wandering around the internet, complaining of my shitty job, life, and my lack of social interactions on my favorite roleplaying chatroom.
Facesitting story #8 - Nicole and Gumball Watterson
"yeah that's right gummy puss, enjoy the smell of my musky, sweaty, stinky, dirty, shitty ass." nicole said. "shitty?!" gumball said, muffled and conered. "oh yes dear, you heard me." nicole said.
Petshop
Of course, i don't wake up at shitty diners, that's just the first situation i'm forced to socialize with other people. it's kept to a minimum though, and i like that.
The Leaves of Fall: Prologue
Shut, and you try to pretend that it's not happening, which has been your strategy for everything in your life that scares you \>you try to pretend that none of this is real and that this is all some really bad teen movie, or that you're trapped in some shitty
I Put a Hex on You And Now You're Mine
Well it wasn't called shitty wok for nothing. at first he'd thought it was a joke name: trash burger, shitty wok, garbage pit. name your place something bad cause the food is so good. no, the food was just shit.
Curse of the Wereroomie
Since my shitty job is, as mentioned, shitty, i can't afford a place to live on my own. that's where cassie comes in. we've known each other since high school, mostly through mutual friends.
Hakuna Matata (Lion King Scat Story)
Pumbaa moaned as simba dug in deeper, rutting deep inside his shitty asshole like he was hunting for truffles.
Toilet Tiger
Fur that should have been white or orange was now a dark, shitty brown or yellow, with fibrous bits of crap stuck in the fantastic mess that was now the tiger's chest.
Quest for the Wolf's Ass Episode 1
Quest for the wolf's ass: episode 1 in a shitty white house located in a shitty town in pennsylvania called plymouth, ten gay furs gather in front of a grey wolf who is dressed in nothing but his red plaid boxers.
Cuddle time with a werewolf
This has been a shitty day. all my coworkers were making mistakes and the boss was making shitty demands. even the people that drive on the road with me seem to just make me almost fly into road rage.
And Shadows Still Remain
It's kinda funny, you'd still find these oldtimers who'd talk about how dogpatch is so shitty and run-down. nah. world moved on. like it did up here, and we don't even got anything like dogpatch.
Outing on Father's Day
A very close friend of mine who i love dearly always has a shitty father's day cause they have a shitty father. wrote them this, having them determine some of the details for me, to help cheer them up.