Down the Rathole

She questioned why she still had a landline anyway for 90% of the calls were telemarketers, and the other 10% were normally family. either way she was never very excited to answer. picking up the phone clara answered simply. "hello?"

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Breaking Point, Chapter II: Lilith

Just a telemarketer or whatever," ciaran replied hastily, glancing over his shoulder at the incriminating phone. "you seemed pretty stressed about that chat with the telemarketer then," i snorted, arching a brow. "so, how was your day?"

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Vincent's Growth

He was currently between jobs, having found that a career in telemarketing was stressing him out way too much. he decided he'd go for a job elsewhere, but he was currently unsure where.

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Going Down on the Farm

She muttered, ready to give the assumed-telemarketer a piece of her mind. unless he had a hot voice... "mom? hi! it's david..." "oh...hi sweetie..."

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No Real Plans - 2

He worked at a telemarketing place downtown, and they paid extremely well for the work he did. he came out with about 36k a year, and raphael found ways to waste it. mostly spending it in places he didn't have the money to spend it.

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Over-Full Moon

telemarketers to be hung up on, knife salesmen to have doors slammed in their faces, fry cooks to be burned... but will was lucky. will reminded himself of the work he was headed to, a wildlife refuge on the edge of town...

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Full Service Farmhand

The coyote had had the public throw drinks on his as a barista, been verbally abused as a telemarketer, and even had someone try to run him over as a gas station attendant. how was this really any different?

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Better Than Binge Watching

“how do you get rid of pesky phone calls from telemarketers?” “you really shouldn’t lie about that, i don’t think satan would like you lying.” “not lying about worshiping him, it’s disrespectful.” “hey now!

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Capers at the Cottage 1

One, that the telemarketers had written him off as a lost cause – something for which he was grateful – and two, that someone that still had his number thought that it was worth trying to give him a ring.

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Inkerman Street - Part 1

I had long since got rid of my landline because of the same phenomenon; anybody who knew me rang my mobile, so the only people who rang the landline were telemarketers or push polling.

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Dr. Servo Serviced

Anonymous number, which meant either a telemarketer or another villain. he tapped the screen and held it to his ear. "hello?" "_hi. need a repair job._" "computer or hardware?" "_computer._" "how bad?" "_super._" "oof."

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Paying Dues

A sigh, “well, probably another one of those unsavory telemarketers. be a dear and bring them through. i can’t hold the door open all day and it’s getting close to time for dinner.” a moment of hesitation, “do i smell indian food?” “yes, ma’am.”

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