How I Learned To Use Distraction and Annoyance Positively
You eat poop! puke me a river!" said my sister brook. brook was 17 at the time with wild curly blonde hair and blue eyes and haley was 7 with straight golden hair and green eyes and they were always getting into super entertaining and brutal fights.
Pet Slave Ch. 2 WIP
Drinking pee, eating shit, eating puke, watching someone puke, stuff like that. often they intentionally get their slaves sick or force them to clean them with their tongues after they go to the bathroom, just to get off." matty felt his stomach flip.
Hungry For Love: Chapter One
When i was eleven, i escaped from him and struck out on my own, eating shit from dumpsters and hooking in all the nightclubs. everyone wanted the cute little colt, so i brought in more than enough money to buy my drugs, but i was being stalked.
Always Bring Along Your Little Sister - Part 7
"i wasn't aware that you were such an expert on eating shit, perry," teased eric. all the girls laughed, making perry glare irritably at his best friend. "what's with you today?" asked perry. "you keep picking on me!"
Goofing Off
Grape 13 is mildly disappointed that its owner is plugging the rear of this other as goofs can be counted on to eat feces along with other body wastes and while this disgusts some, other races enjoy the fact that with a goof around the need for toiletries
The Club-The Dragon's Teachings
Damo couldn't believe that he was eating shit, but he was. and...he wasn't hating it. he wasn't liking it, either, but he wasn't hating it.
The Eraser App Chapter 3
"alright everyome, you did a good job today," aliya commented to the class, "plus we got that amazing laugh from pervy boy eating shit," she commented with a smirk. the rest of the girls giggled at that, but louis was not in the mood to care.
Going the wrong way can be both good and bad
"eat shit and die." jillian said. "no. you eat." he pointed at the other bowl. "it's plenty warm. good for inducing werewolves." "uh huh. no. let me out." "i'll make sure to keep you occupied as you become a werewolf.
A 'Normal' Day
'man, telling someone to 'eat shit' used to be some huge insult. now people are treating it like 'okay, where do you want to eat it today?'' walter thought to himself.
Cedric & Cecil: A Continuation of How Sandy Met Robbie
"well, then you can just go eat shit, sandy," said robbie. again, the twins erupted into laughter. rather than trading an insult with his husband, sandy just gave robbie a kiss. the raccoon gave his husband a kiss back.
Reynard Malone: Quadruple Homicide: Part 2
He told me 'eat shit, fox', so i shoved him; that's when he punched me." "you get suspended?" i asked him. 'yeah," said rj, wiping the tears away from his eyes.
You Do Dumb Things When...
"good thing he's not a fly," bob said when he was sure ulrich was out of earshot, "i can still tell him to eat shit without him taking me seriously." "at least that dick-nose of his is smaller than the old one." janet added.