Gathering Data
I ask, forcing the snark from my tone in order to avoid sounding jealous or sarcastic. "dunno," said james. "i mean, my guess is it's because i'm such a straightforward guy. i don't do the whole 'subtle seduction' thing.
Hejira 05
Naomi snarks. “you have a gun. you’ll be fine. we won’t be more than one hundred meters away anyway.” gareth assures her. she merely shrugs as gareth and kahlera head into the woods.
The Heir: Charter
The woman continued snarking. “every time i hear him rant about his vaporware…you know, i’m kinda glad it’s never coming out, it’ll be the biggest hate-crime in the galaxy!” “whoa, uh…that’s funny but…” primath’s lips were dry.
Fox and Falco
Falco replied with not a small amount of snark. then on a ship-to-ship channel, "the fuck, fox. why are you taking me out of battle?" "because i ain't telling your ma that you got distracted while in combat and left us. understand.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Nine
Will the entire story collapse under the weight of its own snark? how long will it take to go completely off the rails and shatter the 4th wall? tune in often to find out! i'll be updating chapters almost as soon as they're written.
Kiwi
Today i was watching the stream flow and letting it take my boss's snark with it, every little sharp word that'd been raising my hackles over the course of the day. today, there was a bulging sack that came floating around the bend.
Breathless
Jykon snarked as he towered over him, cocking his head, his sword levelled to continue channelling his magic. "some enjoy this. it looks like you shall not be one of them."
Pride Bar
"for a group in a bar you sure are anti-alcoholic" the serval snarked, "but you do you." "oh, you really don't want those two drunk" sydney said, pointing at carl and flynn. "hey!"
Caught by Dad
"that's right," jak snarked. "swallow as much of that fat cock to show just what a sorry pup you are."
2017-06-17 - From Lioness to Tigress
Jessica had almost turned the bitch down for that little snark, but the roll of bills on offer was more than what she made in an average week. “so, what kinda job are we talking?" she asked bluntly.
Rison, Part 1 (NSFW)
I snarked back and as luck would have it he wasn't amused by the joke. "shut it 2032" he grabbed my arm and walked me around the corner and then into the main prision. cell after cell me passed until we got to one numbered 203. "2032!
Paradox
The young fox, whom bore an uncanny resemblance to his uncle ted, snarked. but that was impossible, his uncle was older than him and married to his aunt linda, and they had kids!