The Song I Used to Sing
Raz and daz? are you serious?" he snickers. "raz and daz? that's cute. and of course i'm serious. you ever been with a shortstack?" "oh my god, you horny ass mutt." "they're practically twins." you take another sip, fighting back more laughter.
Tiger Treat
A little otter handed the tiger and the panda each a spoon and a cartoon of chocolate haagen daz ice cream. toku felt a surge of worry. no way in hell that kid was 18, why the fuck was he on the shoot of a porn film?
Hope's War (Part 1)
Hope greenfoot, daughter of daz and fran from the last stories in the saga, fights the good fight against the oppressive regime of her home world. this one is a little more spy-games and romance, not really at all violent. though you all know me.
Kal/Daz's Sultry Jungle Hideaway, Part 5/5
At last, the final portion of the story! I personally consider it the best part, but that's up to you to decide once and for all! Don't forget to list your three favorite candidates for illustration! * * * Morning came quietly, yet again, but...
Kal/Daz's Sultry Jungle Hideaway, Part 3/5
"i'm really glad you think of me that way, daz...i have to say you're the same for me. so then: a toast to our partnership; long may it continue and benefit us both." he raised his glass again this time, waiting for dazen to meet it with his.
Kal/Daz's Sultry Jungle Hideaway, Part 2/5
Part 2 out of 5. If there's enough call for it, I may release the remaining portions two to a day--meaning that the third part will be released this evening, and the fourth and fifth tomorrow morning and evening. Comments, as always, are greatly...
Kal/Daz's Sultry Jungle Hideaway, Part 1/5
True, it depended upon the position, but those who had no such reputation to defend usually had rogues enlisted in their personal cadres and had no need to commission free agents like daz and kal--not to mention that the discretion of such "kite" agents usually
Stacked Deck
Husk just groaned while raz and daz pursued their quest for more sweets. "he didn't take any drugs up there, did he?" said vaggie, glancing between charlie and angel. charlie's eyes widened with frightened realization. "he's always got drugs," you say.
Perspective Changes Can Be Good For Your Health!
A frowny face in justin's curry could mean anything from him coming home to some randomly defenestrated objects to his boyfriend sobbing on the couch watching old yeller, trying to dig for the answer to his problems in a family sized bucket of häagen-dazs.
The Twelve Talismans - Chapter 13 - MILF
Sex in the city was on the tv right now, a freshly open bottle of wine, and a tiny little container of hagaan daz's. chocolate peanut butter. she knew she shouldn't, it was getting harder to keep the weight off. but she was relaxing.
Dance, Dance
If there was anything that felt better than central air and a bowl of green tea haagen-dazs after any exposure to a vegas summer afternoon, tika hadn't found it yet.
It's In My Nature
Raz and daz watched her go, waiting until her footsteps were no longer audible. they gave each other a mischievous glance. "bah!? "_bah!"_ once the coast was clear, they scampered off in search for donuts and sweets. -\*- door knocks.