"hello people i am miles powers 12 years old and this douche bag you voted in just drafted me into the army."
sonic gets up after reading the first page his only emotion is total rage.
Action, Clean, Relationships, flash back
That douche-bag, he said some shit to me, i forgot what it was. i think something about rabbits playing football. i didn't even care he was the coach, i just dove at him."
Bobcat, Football, Gay sex, Highschool, M/M, Predator/Prey, REDNECKS, Rabbit, School
"hey douche bag!" she growls with frustration, though my goal is in sight: claiming the white porcelain throne in victory.
wary of my sister's attempts to defeat my mission, i quickly plunk my ass down on the toilet seat.
Anal, Dinosaur, Incest, M/F, Raptor, Scat, Toilet, Watersports
He would give wedgies, throw paper balls at him, trip him while running, and be a general douche bag. usually the terrible two would pick on andy before and/or after gym class, andy would usually tell the coach and the coach would make them go away.
Anal, Bad Language, Bull, Domination/Submission, Forced, Fox, Gangbang, Humiliation, Locker Room, M/M, Masturbation, Muscles, Musk, Oral, Rough, Size Difference, Spooge, Wolf
I thought it meant something like a douche-bag or something, so i was relieved when she said that it actually meant "babe". ceylan flipped through the sketchbook again as i was pouring the coffee in mugs.
F/solo, Kangaroo, Masturbation, Tiger
That was then when i thought about something my dad said to me before he started drinking and shooting up and became the douche bag he now is.
Bedroom, Ethan, Gay Relationships, House, M/M, Nate, Red Wolf, Skunk, Story Progression, living room, worry
"just your average over cocky douche bag. don't worry about it though."
i said, looking back to see the horse rubbing his arm and walking away, muttering to himself the whole time.
Canine, Cum, First Time, Heat, Incest, Knot, Light Bondage, Love, M/F, Sex, Tie, Underage, Vaginal, Virgin, Young Love, nachos, sheepdog
Of all the thing i hate, what i hate most is douche bags who always bully and abuse other like you.", i threw him to the ground and took riolu's pokeball from him.
"come back, riolu!", i said.
Abuse, Friendship, Hug, Human, M/M, Pokemon, Relationships, Riolu, Violence (Not In Yiff)
Those stalkers are retarded, annoying douche bags.
"one person has caught a shadow of the supposed kidnapper from his digital camera."
Human, Magic, Ronso
Do i look like enough of a douche-bag to be considered one of your own?"
peterson just smirked, "i guess you're passable." he tilted his head for only a moment and then placed one of his huge hands on will's left shoulder.
Aster, Bull, Bureaucracy, Capitalism, City, Club, Crime, Fox, Jazztiger, Police, Story Progression, Story Series, darkness, life, purpose
"you're not a douch bag smokey," said rika, "you haven't earned a flight line name yet."
"what's a douch bag?"
"oh my god." said eve.
"like i said, i'm the only human in the unit." said rika, shaking her head.
"what is it?" repeated smokey.
Alternate Reality, Anthropomorphic, Canine, Clean, Military, No-Yiff, Rakkan, Sci-Fi, Space, Spaceflight, Violence (Not In Yiff), aviation, malinois, rescue, spacesuit