The seX-Files - Pilot Episode

But this one is far different than your run of the mill calamari dana." "fine. so where do we start?" fox was staring across the room at a framed picture on the wall, partially obscured from view by a curtain.

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Bio-Horror Eliminator

With machine aided precision he times his shot just right and gets it where it needs to go in exactly the right spot so that a full 99% of the fall out is contained in monster's gullet; enough to kill it several times over like calamari overcooked in the microwave

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Song in the Dark: Day 2

They started with an order of wine, a shrimp cocktail -- ordered by richard so lyn could discreetly try it -- and some fried calamari for the table.

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The Haunting Of Goldtree Manor

He gasped in disbelief as his ass was bred and impaled by all these nasty calamari cunt-wreckers; his cock jumping from all that work on his prostate.

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Commission: The Arrangement

"people call it a succubus squid or a chastity calamari. i just call it a restraint." he smirked, "special order nano-latex device. try to take it off, and you'll probably just injure yourself. try to get off and, well you'll go raw before you do."

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15- Better, Lower Standards

His current surroundings were far more appealing in comparison- clean, well-kept and comfortable... with a very attractive mon calamari female looking him over. she frowned as she pressed a finned hand to his neck. "stop that.

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Sorcerous Sentiment

And if the cheese won't come off, i bet she can just snip it off and have some calamari." maya returned the glare. "what happened to not henpecking there, micro-hulkette?" "oh come on, maya! making fun of my coloration is so juvenile!"

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Growth Spurt

Then there is a flash of light and the kraken becomes a few hundred pounds of calamari. caiman chaos starts banging his head against a pier mooring in frustration as the two are besting everything he can come up with.

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Koth of the Hammer

"true enough but i had business to attend to involving a space time rift and a giant squid." they smile at the memory,"yes he gave it to us for our anniversary," said tiamet,"it was the best interdimensional calamari i've ever had." said bahamet. then

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41- The Black Tomb

Maybe a quarran, or mon calamari... or a karkarodon," he added with a sinking feeling. his ears flattened at the possibility- it would only make _sense_ to send him, but the very idea gave locke pause. "what's a karkarodon?" talrik asked, confused.

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A Different Kind of Birthday Party

After being shown to an outside table by a vixen waitress, i studied the menu and feel my stomach rumble "i know what i'm having" rex announces "grilled calamari followed by shrimp and fries. do they put shrimps on the barbecue in australia?"

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Chocobo's Delight ~C~ Fyrrex

He wiggled like that of calamari fresh from the squids own body, or a worm plucked from the grass; beak opened, accepting him no matter what it reminded her of!

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