I Was a Teenage Porn Star (1)

_"dude, you could make porn with that!"_ _"yeah, dude! hd! high dicknition!"_ _"lol, guys!"_ _"you'd make thousands with that hunk of meat, dude!"_ _"damn!"

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Best Bros Don't Need Hoes

If the curling rack was a dude, he would be having his way with your ass right now."

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Protein Junkies

"yeah dude. we're just bros," they looked down at him. "so like . . . family?"

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Substitute Girlfriend

dude, you gotta give me your number. you're way tighter than my usual girls."

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Forest Desire

"ok dude you had a taste now get lost." the wolf growled nipping her in the butt causing aron to stumble forward still not used to her four new legs.

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Possy & Squirt (Day 2)

"it's better than okay, dude." squirt clenched his claws into possy's shoulders. "humans hang their clothes up... after they've been wearing them!" a maddened grin creased his snout. "that's all been on his skin, dude.

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Transformed in the Dinosaur Exhibit

dude you smell like dick." “shut up, okay?" cyril said, voice a little strained. “you also look like shit," cory said, stepping into his apartment. “come on inside, i want to see it." “see what?" “the scales dude.

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Tan Lines

"you're a dude?! sal, did you know this chick was a dude?!" with a blushing face, sal looked into allie's eyes. "sorry, but... could you maybe...?" slowly, allie turned to face the lion.

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