Laughin' Little Roo-boy!

He sat next to weasely ron, who isn't at all supposed to be any hint of another popular character from some english hag's boy-wizard series. "cor!" weasely said. (remember, he's not that other popular character!)

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Pages Torn and Burned, Incompletely

In the end a toothless hag took pity on a fellow lost aardwolf, and triangulated for me a reliable fisherman with a schooner of some probable seaworthiness.

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A Real Fucking Bitch

"you are an old, heartless hag who's constantly under stress and lashing out at the rest of us." my tongue slid over my teeth as they began to shift, teeth meant for crushing and grinding becoming sharp fangs meant for cutting and tearing.

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First Dog - Prologue

I give lee a hag and then i run towards the barking. i run outside and am greeted by a black shepard happily running around our garden. "here boy" i say putting my hand down for the dog to smell.

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Story of Sheik: Sheikah bloodlines

If impa died the old hag would take her place as head of all clans. "very well i shall go to lanayru to find the missing chief." "ha as if there was a threat she would face that you could overcome!" the old hag barked with laughter.

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Sum Hardcore Pornography

The cheetah had always wanted to teach advanced math-and to his joy, he had one ap class and one honors pre-calc class-but the old hag of a husky had claimed seniority on curriculum choice, and he'd been stuck with a tech-prep algebra ii class.

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The Big Bang Theory

Then it was tuesday again and back to church hall, and this time the dolls were on the door again, and i was cornered by my previous...ugh...hags to team up again...and the squirrel was soon going around, handing everyone some strange plastic sheets.

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Identity: Chapter Five

I guess i'm just not much of a fag hag, no more than you're a gay bff." that made him roll his eyes. "do i look like i enjoy mall shopping or singing show tunes?" "pfff, far from it.

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Spyro and the Sun God: Chapter 3

If i can beat that old hag, red, then i can beat you too!" spyro taunted, before flying straight towards the ground, and landing, blue still following after him. "i have you now!"

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The New Kid - Part 1

Mark and his buddies knew better; the old hag was off to the teachers' lounge to having her morning shot of absolut vodka. the three boys often broke into the teachers' lounge where they help themselves to her choice of poison. mrs.

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Settling In

Tammy, misty explained, was a nasty old hag. a scrawny old coyote that hated kids, and only took the job to steal things.   she would whip the pups often, wash their mouths out with soap, and never let them do anything fun. 

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Gotta Go! (Watersports, cock growth)

Https://www.patreon.com/riu "outta my way, hag!" the elderly tortoise was shoved rudely aside as the 7'1" wolf barged past. she stumbled, nearly falling flat on her shell.

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