Humor and a Hump
platypus? those are farm animals, right? no, only in the vatican. no goats. they have square eyes. creepy. a ram. ram! that gets it right. here we go. let's see if i can get this in under thirty minutes. go!
The Past is Another Country: Chapter One
Although marcus' superior was a platypus by the name of johnny, the lifeguard team itself was a friendly group of mixed species. other than a few joggers, the beach seemed relatively quiet that morning.
Memoirs of Dragora Ch. 12
Luxi rushed over to dragora to find he had a wound in his stomach and slypnir explained the situation to the curious platypus. "um... i think that man across from here is dead..."
The Door (Ch. 17)
He made his way on the bus, getting a friendly nod from the platypus bus driver, and started to walk down the aisle. as he made his way over to the only empty seat, he had garnered a few curious stares, and he did hear several giggles.
A Little Crush
I've seen beavers and platypuses come out of there looking exhausted, but alistair is all smiles, all the time. oh, and when he smiles... it's like unwrapping the christmas/hanukkah/kwanzaa present you've always wanted.
Soul Dance
Being sprayed with skunk spray, a mouse giving a blow job, blue light getting drawn from a lion into a moogle pompom, a snake getting forced into the genital slit of a dragon, a rabbit easing the paws of his dancing partner into his swollen sheath, and a platypus
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 2/3 (in honor of AW451)
He was a very ugly platypus, so ugly that even lyle...had a problem with it, although he really didn't seem to mind openly._
New Furry Story Idea
Hey everybody. I know this probably counts more as a journal, but I wanted it here for easier access. Yesterday this idea for a new story series came to my mind. I'll give a synopsis then leave it open for comments. I want this story to be more reader...
Lucky Husky 7 - The Wetter, the Better
platypus morphs don't lay eggs, for example, giraffes have only slightly elongated necks, elephants have only slightly large trunks, dolphins can't breathe underwater, and boar tusks extrude only slightly past their jaws and stop growing after a while so most
A Wolf's First Love Part 7: Ice cream
I question if anyone even reads these so platypus.
Playing the part
The audition for prince spanned more of the animal kingdom, including a dragon or two and even a platypus of all creatures, before the final auditioner stepped out onto the stage.
Spots and Scales
You could be half platypus, half giraffe. then you'd be ugly as well as a halfbreed. at least you're cute." sal could barely believe his ears. was this dragon actually calling him cute?