The Quest for the Holy Dildo #25
| _Author's note: I managed to squeeze in just a little more porny porn porn in one last time. The original plan for this was going to be somewhat tamer, but my mouse slipped and the kitties got a little out of hand._ Although Muz-Ra and the Jarl...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #24
| With that, the three walked back down the dias and the wedding party resumed their places while Devilah explained the situation to Faniel and Sampson. In short order, the ceremony was properly concluded and the guests sat down to a feast at the...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #23
| The doors at the end of the hall swung open as three figures stepped within. In the lead was a man, not overlarge but heavily muscled brandishing a greatsword which Muz-Ra was relieved to notice was unstained. Behind him was what appeared to be a...
Mud Wrestling - Writing Prompt from Trevorbluesquirrel
"You're an asshole you know that?" But even as the words left Trevor's mouth he couldn't help but smirk as Logan proceeded to tower over him, flexing triumphantly all the while. "Maybe you should lift more often. Then you'd be swole like me and ass...
From Pauper to King (King TF)
_It's_ one of those extremely boring days. You look at your videogame collection, but none of the games appeal to you. There are no good shows on TV. You are not in the mood for a movie. Your cell phone is completely discharged. And to top it all, it...
Nighthowler 2, Ep. 8
There's nothing wrong. Nighthowler's knees hit the carpet of damp leaves with a soft thump. By the time she realised what was going on, it was too late; the voice of resistance in the back of her mind was nothing more than a fading whisper....
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #22
| The wedding was, of course, no surprise to the residents of Whiterun. And it surprised no one much to see the procession wind it's way through the streets of Whiterun and towards the Jarl's palace of Dragonsreach led by the naked Argonian woman and...
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #21
| The big day had finally arrived in Whiterun. Though the Jarl had made clear to everyone his intent to keep the wedding low-key, it was all Muz-Ra could do to keep the well-wishers at bay. She had stayed with her friends the previous two nights in the...
Build a Better Dragon
Crestor paced around his workshop. "Hmm, what if we did it like this..." He muttered to himself. "No, that wouldn't work." He picked up a model of a mecha from his workbench and adjusted its arms. "Ugh, that wouldn't work either!" He sat at the...
Vacation
Max should have known this vacation was too good to be true. He kicked his tennis shoes against the trunk of a fat old tree to get some of the dried mud off. Interdimensional travel packages were new, and never this cheap. Guess he got what he paid...
Buff
**Buff** **By Luther** "Come one, come all!" The older brown goat said to the crowd. "Can you believe people actually used to sell things with that line?" He quickly switched his tone with a chuckle. "But now that I have your attention, I'd like to...
Birthday Time: Clean Up On Aisle Three
A story for anyone who has ever tried to figure out which supermarket melons were ripest, just as the timed water spritz hit. There are a few, especially sweet, especially kind people I've met about the community, ones willing to put up with all a bun...