The Wall
A petite, beautiful dachshund that had stolen his heart. they'd met in college, fell in love, and dated until their mutual graduations.
If It Isn't Broken
A shadow of the dachshund's short fur spreads across her and you see her visibly shiver from the sensation.
Sibirskaia: The Finale
He'd watched the glee he took in destroying others, whether they deserved it or not... ...and, today, the squirrel would take that same glee in watching the dachshund's downfall.
The Hunters
I hadn't even the chance to get my meal out after sitting down before an overweight dachshund came storming down the street, bright yellow t-shirt reading 'evolution, it's us or them!' in block caps.
Perspective Changes Can Be Good For Your Health!
What mattered was the end result, watching the otter scramble to put them on like a dachshund tossed into a treat factory. that almost made lee finish on the spot.
A Lost Bet
Like were they trying to make fun of the dachshund stereotype?) i've ever had on the second floor right outside the gametopia store, and i could smell it already. apparently hilda, the owner and only worker, made them from scratch.
Sibling Rivalry: A weirdly depressing few days in the life of...
She decided it was actually modeled after a young dachshund's penis. he was a runt in his litter, but out of all his brothers he had the biggest dick.
Mending The Soul
, the dachshund gasped, feigning outrage as he dramatically placed his stubby paws on his chest in emphasis, "how about we go out for dinner tonight and i show you afterwards, eh?"
Chapter 19: Cleaning Up Messes
"they're dogs: a sheltie, a dachshund, and a labrador." ellie noticed jason flinch at the mention of the lab. "all of your friends are dogs?" rosa nodded. i guess that explains her questions.
MAD: The Inaugural Collaring
A dachshund scientist was busy writing down notes while a timid looking monkey was forced to try on a jockstrap, the pair stopped to watch for a moment.
Mother of All
M: yeah, nah, when i look i see a dachshund. e: seriously? m: yup. through the monitor and everything. it only works live, though-- if you try to look at a recording, it's just kind of a blur. e: freaky. well...
The Raptor Diaries: Talk to Me
"penguin raptor is to pysurshi as weiner dog is to dachshund. same thing. i don't care for it," his tone continued. "shows what i know..." i trailed off as i crossed my arms.