Playing It Safe
He did everything in his power to avoid groaning at the annoying pun – if that wasn't the most demanding part of this job, it was definitely near the top.
Serenifi: The Video Game: Cutscene Script
(fade to black) halfway through stage 4: (cut to serenity coming upon a huge button with the words: "insert fan-related pun here" above it.) serenity: aha! (she pushes the button.
Fembengaled: The Furry First (Male Human to Female Anthro Bengal Cat TF)
If i hadn't been so freaked out, i might have rolled my eyes at that horrible 'transfurmation' pun.
Violet Enterprises: Fervent Fayah
P-punny!"
The Tower Part 12: Realm's captivity Day 1 part 4
I said "i will escort you to the training area where my sister is, pun not intended." 11:45am at the urban combat training area: i gave talessa a map of the complex and said "this place is so big and vary old it is easy to get lost."
Zara meets Octavius
A widely underappreciated, no pun intended, feature of a female that can drive some males absolutely crazy! why...you yourself have a magnificent rump! why, just look at how _plush_ and _rounded_ it is!" zara's face lit up like a christmas light.
The Bellmaker: Behind the Bushes, Part 2
Joseph sighed at the pun. rosie had quite a stretched out vagina since she gave birth to 12 babies. "we avoided one whirlpool when we were out at sea," said joseph. "i sure hope i don't fall into this one and get stuck!"
Alijin's Allegiance 2
The pun-ishment has only just begun." she grabbed his cock, feeling it starting to wilt from her puns. she didn't know why she was doing that, but it felt like...like she had to.
Night of the Weredonk Part 2
John smirked at his own pun as he watched alex's body begin to expand, his smooth stomach beginning to swell as his pectorals grew along with a set of rock hard abs. "no...don't...want...haw....but why does it feel so...haww...he-haww!!!!!!"
Baking with Toriel
They shared an appreciation for books, silly puns, and relaxing hobbies. jack tended to be very withdrawn, but around toriel he was able to crawl out of his shell without worrying about being judged.
You Steel My heart and Rock Me
There's a "pumping iron" joke here somewhere but like i said i'm not great with puns.
Extra Credit
From the way she had continued the slow, teasing press of her hips against his, a pun presented itself readily -- but andy chose to keep quiet.