Lost from the Zoo Chapter 1

. --------------------------------------------------------------- "oh crap! oh crap! oh crap!"

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College Credit

"yipe" i felt another shock, as this lion held me against his chest, my intestines were contracting, forcing my crap out. the lion held me firm, sucking up my nastiness. when i had shit my last, it had barely filled ½ the lions mouth.

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Valuable Assets - Part 2

Globules of crap, that were rough one moment and slimy the next, rubbed against his gums, coating them in various shades of green and brown.

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Gnoll on Patroll

Warm hot loaves of gnoll crap spew onto the cringing tongue of the officer's trembling maw.

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Down the Pipes Ch. 8 Christmas Bowll

Down the Pipes Ch. 8 Christmas Bowll Jack looked round the Club and smiled happily to himself. Christmas lights raced overhead and garlands and tinsel were strewn from every corner to each adjoining corner and to the center of the club....

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It's Always Sunny in Liberty City- The Gang Goes PETA

Sylvr- arctic...bro... you can't speak pig latin for crap. aw- ...shut up. takoda- wait a minute...you're rescuing us so you can eat us? o.o yuki- holy crap! he can talk! =ddddd takoda- no shit sherlock, now get me out of here!

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Simba's Humiliation

Now you just treat me like crap and, like i said, i'm sick of it." "i thought i could put my feelings about you aside, but i was wrong."

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College Sports: The Day After

"crap, crap, crap! i can't find mine either!" york kept frantically looking for it as the tiger laid a hand on his shoulder. "it's alright babe. i bet everyone was too drunk to realize we were even naked. everything will be alright." york sighed.

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Teh Right Way to Blow Up

"aw crap..." she said between labored pants. eyes suddenly went wide as the sound of zipping rope and groaning of metal behind her reminded the naga of other important factors." aw crap!!"

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Sleeping With The Enemy - Raining Human

I hissed smelling the tangy, crisp rain off in the distance, as i pushed my trolley of cakes into the stairs "crap..."

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