The Best and Greatest Sequel: Pron Harder Damnit!
"but i don't even have a--" penis!!! "gah!! how do i even walk with this thing?!" not my problem. ahem. one day, amethyst twilight tw'inkle started at a new school.
Stolen Secrets (Ch. 20)
"while i know you certainly love to party, i think... if shou remembers correctly, you'd quite enjoy the off-road bike rally.
Ring Bell for Service
i don't-" "i wasn't talking to you." the voice behind him has harsh, and the fingers closed around jacob's muzzle. "i was talking to mendel here." the fox gave a happy yip at the name. meaning slowly swirled around jacob's head, chasing the answer. oh.
Amber Silverblood: Chapter Forty Nine
"i dunno," i answered, heading for the fridge. "how about..." i stopped when something crinkled under my foot. i looked down, and saw a piece of paper on the floor, in front of the door. "what's this?" i asked, picking it up.
An Impossible Sentence 3
"herd-master, i did what you said. can i - can i, please?" the bovine man asked. "kneel, and greet me properly, calf."
The Noblewoman's Debts
"...lady priscilla, i trust?" he asked. "yes...i believe that's who i was when i woke up this morning."
Ch. 1: Walls at seige
i nodded and slowly roamed down the isle of eyes, looking for a seat. i picked one by a handsome looking lynx cat. as i sat i felt the eyes dimmer down. but i could still feel someone staring. i looked around and i found out it was the lynx.
A Visiting Stallion
"i am not here to steal anything." "i...i know..." "not even the pair of you." "..." "you won't lose your stud," he said, turning back to darl.
I Wish I was a Dog
i looked at the clock, and realized i had slept through most of the day, and my heart started to race as i thought i was late for work, but as the haze of sleep retreated i remembered i was suspended, so i didn't have to worry.
I Guess I Was Bored
"well you helped me out a bit and i guess i should help you out...but i'm so fucking spent, man..." the goat mumbled. "don't think i can lift my paw."
I think I Goofed
i think i goofed by doc icenogle chapter 1 debbie comes to stay [!
Act I: Scene I
"oh...i don't know. i mean you're the best there is. i just, i'm a big fan of yours. i wish i could be like you. oh...." nova cleared his throat embarrassed. "i mean, i know of course not. not for a mix, but..i didn't mean to offend you."