Mass Retard Effect -Day 3-
-Day 3- Shephard groaned as he was quik-revived by Ellis. But who's Ellis? "Who the fuk r u?" Shephard says to Ellis while smacking him with his thumb. "Well, my name's Ellis, and I like horses." Shephard looked away from the idiot sitting before him,...
Pasta. (Short Story)
I scavange through the cupboards looking for something to eat. "James! Boris! What do you want to eat?" I say loudly. As always I get the reply... "Pasta!" my simple reply? "Please not again.." I keep searching my cabinents for food.. No luck...
Delicious Final Boss Monologue
The monster king cackled when he sees us approaching. "Well, well, I see we have another batch of adventurers ready to take my throne! You will never defeat me. I've worked thousands of years in order to realize my vision, and I will not fall before my...
Dinner out 2
Her head moved slightly as she spoke. Inside her skull, I could see the soup sloshing from side to side, noodles and beef appearing and disappearing under the surface. A bit of lettuce - or cabbage, or something else green - rose and fell. The...
Sylvie: Chapter Seven
Her ass hurt. God, her ass hurt. Her legs were tired, her feet were tired, but her ass _hurt_. The short walk to the bathroom to take care of morning business was interesting and she found herself sitting on the toilet for longer than usual, not out of...
Entrance 4, Break Fast
I woke up early for a change today. I toured the house on my own, enjoying the fact that I wasn't under any appointments or obligations. The people would all stop and ogle at me at I passed. At first I felt a bit embarrassed, but that soon become a...
Week 8- One In, Another Out
"When will they be here?" Alex asks nervously while his little brother calmly eats a sandwich. Both of them, along with the rest of the house, are excited about who's returning to the game. Johnny has stated in the past that he's fine with either Sandy...
Checkmate and Stalemate
This is a story about the big Chess Tournament at Tail Underground. This time I take in Sir Raganzi Lockard, Lady Furiva and Farline (all three are my creations). If you got anything to say to me, just e-mail me on my hotmail "...
The Other Dragon World: Chapter 8
A Temple in the Clouds Spyro now could see the temple, with a little nostalgic feeling that started his adventure. He remembered that was 2 years ago. Not very nostalgic enough, but he never saw the place again after the climatic fight that...
The Secret Sweet Bread Ingredient
There was always something so satisfying about bread. It was becoming a guilty pleasure food, the way that people admonished it. There were so many dieticians that completely threw bread out the window as being anything more than empty...
Thanksgiving Dinner (Vignette)
?Judith was always an incredibly affectionate opossum, especially to her birdy boyfriend Crit, but today the possum was being a bit over-the-top, even more than usual. The possum was all over Crit, smooching and cuddling with him every chance she could...
Stuffed
"OOOAAARRP!" A powerful and deafening belch surged from the stuffed Charizard who greedily licked his lips. He laid back and let his belly slosh as he marveled over his work of ten plates that used to be piled high with food. "Now tha-UUURRRRPP......